joplin

BURNING DESIRE  2:45 pm August 6, 2012

What Are Humble Followers Of Jesus Burning To The Ground Today?

by Doktor Zoom

A portly neckbearded gentleman with a pink shirt and a blowtorch sets fire to a box of Honey Nut Cheerios to show General Mills that he does not care for its gay-friendly policies. It does not go quite as brilliantly as he planned, thanks to wind and highly flammable sugar. But what else has been [...]

SOSHULIZM ALSO TOO  10:56 am May 22, 2012

Why Didn’t Obama Let Invisible Hand Of Free Market Protect Joplin From Deadly Tornado?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

President Yo Mama has done another terrible thing, Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller cannot even BELIEVE IT! He went to Joplin, Missouri, the town that was creamed a year ago by a super tornado caused by the totally stable climate, and he gave the high school’s commencement address and said a bunch of terrible, partisan SOCIALISM [...]

AND HE BURPED ON MEMORIAL DAY!  8:37 am May 31, 2011

Fox News: Did Shameless Obama Chew Gum At Joplin Memorial?

by Wonkette Jr.

Barack Obama has committed a lot of crimes such as being born, according to people who don’t like black men, but he finally went too far at this memorial for the people who got killed by the tornado. According to Fox News, the president sort of looked like he was moving his jaw in a [...]

JERKWADS  3:41 pm May 25, 2011

After Terrible Tornadoes, Eric Cantor Won’t Allow Fed Disaster Relief

by Wonkette Jr.

This should play well in Missouri next year: House majority leader Eric Cantor (R-Meanie) has blocked federal disaster-relief help for Joplin, where an incredible storm and tornado killed at least 122 people and leveled much of the town. Police and firefighters and ambulance workers are still pulling victims from the rubble, and the Republican House [...]


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