Tag: joplin

Missouri Man Confesses To Arsons At Mosque, Planned Parenthood Office, Is Definitely Not A Terrorist Because ‘White’

Hey, remember that loony guy last year who protested all the gheys by setting fire to a box of Cheerios at gay-friendly General Mills, with hilarious lawn-burning results? OK, that guy is not really part of this story at...

What Are Humble Followers Of Jesus Burning To The Ground Today?

A portly neckbearded gentleman with a pink shirt and a blowtorch sets fire to a box of Honey Nut Cheerios to show General Mills that he does not care for its gay-friendly policies. It does not go quite as...

Why Didn’t Obama Let Invisible Hand Of Free Market Protect Joplin From Deadly Tornado?

President Yo Mama has done another terrible thing, Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller cannot even BELIEVE IT! He went to Joplin, Missouri, the town that was creamed a year ago by a super tornado caused by the totally stable climate,...

Fox News: Did Shameless Obama Chew Gum At Joplin Memorial?

Barack Obama has committed a lot of crimes such as being born, according to people who don't like black men, but he finally went too far at this memorial for the people who got killed by the tornado. According...

After Terrible Tornadoes, Eric Cantor Won’t Allow Fed Disaster Relief

This should play well in Missouri next year: House majority leader Eric Cantor (R-Meanie) has blocked federal disaster-relief help for Joplin, where an incredible storm and tornado killed at least 122 people and leveled much of the town. Police...