Wonkette

Oh rats, we discovered unemployed blogger Meghan McCain’s YouTube channel and were all set to post “A Children’s Treasury of Comical Meghan McCain YouTube Videos,” but they are all SO BORING. Half of them are about visiting deformed people in third-world countries. Who cares about those people! (At least they have excuses for being unemployed, btw.) Here’s the only decent one, and it’s five months old. It documents the famous Sedona barbecue the McCains held for their journalist friends back in March. MORE »

John McCain yesterday said that we need the “League of Nations” to deal with pressuring Iran. The League of Nations was an international organization founded after World War I and disbanded after World War II. Today, John McCain was speaking at Wake Forest University and called it “West Virginia.” Tomorrow, John McCain will likely be so old that his skin won’t even work anymore. [via Jonathan Martin]

Fred Thompson’s “own aides and advisers acknowledge privately that there are days when he seems disinterested in running for president at all,” reports Politico. No shit, but how does one explain this: “Indeed, the opportunity to talk substance may be the only thing that’s keeping him in the race” (emphasis ours). And the American people need to know what only Thompson knows: Our wide-mouth bass have crossed into new rivers and er tukking er jobs!! [Politico]