Tag: jonah goldberg

Jonah Goldberg Still Babbling About Stupid Young People

Is Jonah Goldberg bellyaching about something today? Well, it is a "day," so indeed he is! Currently he is incredibly upset that those hysterical Obama-lovers at Media Matters didn’t bother to ask him his opinion about young people, even...

Why I Am Challenging Jonah Goldberg To A Fight For Charity, By Jamie Kilstein

I have disliked Jonah Goldberg for a very long time. For starters, he wrote a bestseller a while back called Liberal Fascism. Get it?! Liberals are like fascists….WHO MURDER PEOPLE! LOLZ! STAB! KILL! NADER!!11111 I am yet to find the...

Liberal Fascists Strip Pulitzer Nominations From World’s Greatest Pundit Jonah Goldberg

Rend your clothes, tear your hair, and weep weep for Doughy Pantload, as Liberal Fascists have ripped his two Pulitzer Prize nominations from his cold dead hands. Wait, Jonah Goldberg was nominated twice for the Pulitzer Prize? No, and...

Professional Race Baiter Tucker Carlson Calls Pretty Much All Black People ‘Professional Race Baiters’

Wasn't it nice, a week ago (okay, maybe two), when pretty much the whole country could agree it was a terrible thing that a teenage boy had been killed for being black? And the people who didn't agree had...

Gabby Giffords Appearance Makes Jonah Goldberg Curse Everybody Out

Touchy maggot sack Jonah Goldberg got into "one of his moods" today and typed a column entitled "To Hell With You People" over in his Corner, because he is incredibly sick to his stomach that the vicious liberal media...

For Only 50¢ a Day, You Too Can Save a Kathryn Jean-Lopez’s Life

In rotation with Santa Claus, apparently this too is now a pop-up ad on the National Review's website. Please, as you enjoy your bounty and familial love this holiday season, please think of the less fortunate. Please, think of...

Conservative Nerd Blasts Conservative-Nerd Ex On C-SPAN

Jonah Goldberg gathered together his crew of conservative nerds on Book TV a couple weeks back to talk about his dumb new book, to which they all contributed. They are the next generation of conservatives, these hip 42-year-olds with...

Jonah Goldberg Upset That Ecological Apocalypse Could Undermine Political Support For Offshore Drilling

With this insane freaking oil rig down there shitting out all of the world's oil at a pace that could reach six million gallons a day -- the Exxon Valdez spill was 11 million gallons, total -- destroying the...

A Children’s Treasury Of National Review Online’s Most Comical Passages From The Past 24 Hours

Political scribes at National Review's The Corner -- the #1 Internet blog -- have displayed a range of reactions to the passage of last night's abortion mandate. Mark Steyn and John Derbyshire, for example, are pretty sure that the...

Jonah Goldberg Decides Next Wingnut Target Is … Teddy Roosevelt

Not even teabaggers and wingnuts pay any attention to Jonah Goldberg, but he still wants in on this whole GOP purge & self-destruct thing he saw on the Internet, so he has bravely submitted the dead Republican president Teddy...

GOP’s Nerdy Special Weapon… Just Does Whatever Jonah Goldberg’s Book Tells Him

Ever since Barack Obama called on the GOP's ranking House budget committee member, Paul Ryan, for a question about health care, and the question was somewhat coherent, Paul Ryan has been considered the smartest Republican in world history, currently....

Ayn Rand: As Dead As Ever, And Maybe More Boring Too!

Happy 105th birthday, Ayn Rand! If you were still alive, millions of Objectivists wouldn't have to fantasize about having frantic, sweaty intercourse with your dead corpse. Matthew turns up the sass! Look at him go! Take your hot date...

THE INTERNET IS JUST GROSS: "'I had 1,058 requests this morning - mostly from men,' chuckled. 'Not really sure if I’m going to be responding to any of them.'" We're guessing that's an initial 500 from "Jonah Goldberg,"...

No, JONAH GOLDBERG, We Are Not Into Dating Terrorist Muslins

We kind of used up our joke in the headline there. Anyway, gross.

Will 2010 Be Moist Enough For Jonah Goldberg?

It is now fairly evident that "giving up paint-huffing" was not Erick Erickson's New Year's resolution. The libertarians seized power while you were foolishly slumbering with visions of sugar-plums dancing in your head. And now there is no sugar-plum...

JONAH GOLDBERG WRITES BEST SENTENCE OF DECADE: Regarding that dreadful 3D movie where the 10-foot-tall blue people hump each other: "What would have been controversial is if -- somehow -- Cameron had made a movie in which the good...