jonah goldberg
No, JONAH GOLDBERG, We Are Not Into Dating Terrorist Muslins
We kind of used up our joke in the headline there. Anyway, gross. [Twitter via Instaputz]
Will 2010 Be Moist Enough For Jonah Goldberg?
It is now fairly evident that “giving up paint-huffing” was not Erick Erickson’s New Year’s resolution. [RedState] The libertarians seized power while you were foolishly slumbering with visions of sugar-plums dancing in your head. And now there is no sugar-plum tax? [Hit & Run] Finally, a documentary about black people oppressing white people. Very timely, [...]
JONAH GOLDBERG WRITES BEST SENTENCE OF DECADE: Regarding that dreadful 3D movie where the 10-foot-tall blue people hump each other: “What would have been controversial is if — somehow — Cameron had made a movie in which the good guys accepted Jesus Christ into their hearts.” [Los Angeles Times]
Jonah Goldberg Inks Big Book Deal, World Expecting To Be Blown Away
In honor of Jonah Goldberg’s hot new million-dollar book deal, we thought we’d re-share this great moment from our nation’s most greatest political thinker ever. When’s your book coming out, average reader? [Gawker]
If Men Are Allowed To Get Knee Surgery Whenever They Want, Women Should Be Able To Keep Themselves From Getting Pregnant
Hey everyone Jonah Goldberg thinks that ladies get pregnant through their knees. This is the only possibly explanation. [via Instaputz]
Jonah Has A Headache, Okay?
But… maybe try sucking harder? [The Corner] (Thank you to Wonkette Operative “Ruprick.”)
Jonah Goldberg Discovers Funniest Story On Entire Internet
Ha ha ha ha ha hahha ahah, so good, but wait, where’s the… oh…OHHHH! The story itself is the punchline! And yet, what could the specific comedic mechanism be here? Maybe that it’s silly for the U.N. to do this when America is the richest and freest country in the world so obviously there couldn’t [...]
When A Woman Votes, It Is As If She Is Taking A Giant Diarrhea On The American Flag
The Jews have excommunicated Matt Yglesias, which means he will no longer receive the weekly newsletter. Also, he has lost his peanut butter-and-jelly challah sandwich privileges. [Matt Yglesias] REDSTATE SIREN! Republican Senators are probably folding on health care! Why? For Pete’s sake, they have pocket rockets! [RedState] Jonah Goldberg. Born lobotomized? [True/Slant: Michael Roston] Ayn [...]
Suck It, Liberals Whose Only Pets Are Gay Cats
Jonah Goldberg highlights one of the more controversial stances Irving Kristol took in his lifetime. But now school’s out, and Jonah’s fixin’ to get his chicken-finger-platter on and rent some classic Bruce Willis awesomeness! [Twitter via Instaputz, Blue Gal]
Do Not Miss Out On Jonah Goldberg’s Heavy Breathing Telethon TONIGHT
National Review is so fucking weird, Jesus Christ. Here’s their new thing, “National Review Calls Home,” which is like a giant hideous conference call between Jonah Goldberg and rented auxiliary humans Rich Lowry and Mark Steyn—and of course all the National Review subscribers, whom Jonah Goldberg will personally be calling from some sticky-buttoned corded phone [...]
Joshua Goldberg Wants To Have His Say!
How do we know for sure that the secret third half of the Lucianne/Jonah Goldberg conspiracy is not actually K-Lo? Because Joshua actually wrote to Wonkette on Friday night, when we all know perfectly well that Fridays are Jonah and K-Lo’s “Moral Netflix & Fish Sticks Night.”
Jonah Goldberg’s Secret Brother Is Running For Office, In Liberal New York!
Oh ho ho, a secret human, unearthed? We have found the Third Goldberg: Lucianne, Jonah, and now Joshua — who is running for New York City Council representing the Upper West Side! As a Republican, of course, so… yeah. Just a complete waste of time, this campaign.
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