Tag: JONAH

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Butt Nekkid ‘Gay Conversion’ Clinic Gets Dressed, Closes Forever

A Merry X-mas and a Chappy Challadays to you all! We at the Bulletin have found ourselves having caught a touch of the Holiday Cheer, though a few tablespoons of wizard elixir should clear it up right quick. In...
Nope, sorry, doesn't work, all these dudes still like dick.

Nation Braces For Dick-Filled Sex Festival Known As ‘Ex-Gay Awareness Month’

Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me. I once was gay, but now I'm into snatch OMG LOL it's my favorite just kidding EW NASTY. (Ancient "ex-gay" hymn) Hey boys, time to dismount from the strange dick you found...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Activist Court Says De-Gaying Hot Naked Dudes Is ‘Fraud’ Somehow

Greetings to all you salacious sodomite sinners! Once again we are proud to present your weekly compilation of the latest and greatest in news of the supernatural, the supernormal, and the superdumb. It's the Snake Oil Bulletin! No doubt you deviants...
"Is that a Book of Mormon in your pants, and if not may I touch it?"

If Your Husband’s Not Gay, He Was The Other Night (TLC Teevee Review!)

Over the past few weeks, there has been a bit of a hubbub over a teevee program on the educational network TLC by the name of "My Husband's Not Gay." Due to its depiction of Mormon men who freely...

Seven More Terrible Things Jonah From ‘Veep’ Could Be Besides A Dirty Blogger

Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler, everyone's favorite rancid string bean, Jonah from "Veep," was revealed Sunday night to be a blogger in the field of political gossiptainment, via his not terribly anonymous blog, Westwingman.net. Man, remember when our sister site,...

Jewish ‘Ex-Gay’ Group JONAH Pioneers ‘Take Off Your Pants, Touch Yourself’ Method of De-Gayification

Do you find yourself to be "gay and Jewish," but wish you could shake the "gay" part? Well, then just remove your pants, stand in front of this mirror and stroke yourself for me, and you'll be the...