Posts Tagged ‘jon swift’

BEGGARS

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

FINE: Our dear friend Jon Swift is very angry at your Wonkette for our endorsements in four of the 8,000,000 Weblog Awards categories, because some up-and-coming blogs that would have all lost to horrific PUMA blogs will now simply lose to other blogs. In other words, Jon Swift is mad that he is losing to our hilarious weekly columnist in the Best Humor Blog category. Both are great blogs deserving of the award, OK? JESUS, what do you people want from us? Oh that’s right, Jon Swift has e-mailed us asking for our endorsement so that he too can artificially win, so go vote for him right now, and then everything will be fair again! Damnit now Josh will be mad. [Weblog Awards]

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

HOORAY: One of your male associate editor’s favorite bloggers, the “reasonable conservative” satirist Jon Swift, asked your Wonkette to submit its best post of 2008 for his annual “best blog posts” roundup, which includes many treats for your reading pleasure. Since Ken, Sara and your male associate editor have not talked to each other in two weeks, your male associate editor secretly submitted one of his own posts in terribly selfish fashion. [Jon Swift]