Tag: jon stewart

Here's your new congressional seal

Jon Stewart Calls Midterm Elections ‘A Tectonic Skullf*cking’

On Wednesday's Daily Show, Jon Stewart says he didn't have a chance to watch the results of Tuesday's election (we're not entirely sure we believe him; that may be one of those sarcasm satire jokey things), but according to...
nautical times

Watch Jon Stewart’s Favorite Midterms Batsh*t Moments (Video)

Jon Stewart brings us more yummy electoral goodness, starting with a brief montage of precious election moments: Mitch McConnell's bizarre b-roll ad and subsequent #McConnelling, Charlie Crist's fan, Joni Ernst cutting nutz, and New York Republican Michael Grimm and...

Jon Stewart: Welcome To ‘Democalypse 2014: Come On Republicans, Just Go Ahead And Take Over Already’

On the eve of Election Day, The Daily Show previews what Tuesday will probably look like and then reviews the ever-so-rational arguments of the Republican Party: If you’re looking for rational argument about how best to govern, you have to turn...
Wonkette does not allow magic scrolls, either.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Electoral Dysfunction Edition

Is it Saturday already? Must be time to put on the old Hazmat suit -- which we never leave the house without now, on account of the 'bola -- and go skim off the worst of the dumbth in...
We detect sarcasm

Jon Stewart Literally Eviscerates The Koch Brothers, Through A Window

The Daily Show has a new advertiser, and it is Koch Industries, owned by those "lovable scamps" Charles and David. Jon Stewart graciously and very sincerely welcomes the new sponsor, who is simply trying to appeal to Stewart’s "not...
That's one way to celebrate an anniversary

It’s OK, America, Crossfire Can’t Hurt You Anymore. Again. (Video)

Can you believe that it's been exactly 10 years (OK, yesterday) since Jon Stewart went on CNN's Crossfire and told Paul Begala and Tucker Carlson (who still wore a bowtie at the time) that their show was "hurting America"? "I wanted...
He will now take his ball and go home

Bill O’Reilly Has Won Forever, So Rest Of Media Can Just Go Home Now

Fox News Walking Ego Bill O'Reilly had a little chat with his own network's Media Buzz Sunday, and told host Howard Kurtz that the lamestream media doesn't bother him anymore, because he has WON against them. "At first they tried...

Jon Stewart Literally Disembowels Secret Service, Feeds It To Unused Guard Dogs (Video)

Jon Stewart is just as flummoxed by the Secret Service's recent string of screw-ups as anyone else, and the details of the Omar Gonzales's fence-jumping and unguided White House tour just left him all the more astonished. The Secret...
This doesn't end well

Jon Stewart’s Got Some Schoolhouse Rock For You Hip Kids (Video)

Jon Stewart is on top of all the latest hot issues in the midterms, like the Iowa debate between Senate contenders Joni Ernst and Bruce Braley, where each tried to out-folksy the other. Or the exciting process of introducing...
It's right there in Federalist #51

Jon Stewart On Latte Salute Poutrage: ‘F-ck You And All Your False Patriotism’ (Video)

It is a time of war, and the executive and legislative branches aren't playing well together. Congress itself is divided -- can the president act militarily without specific congressional authorization, or must he be hamstrung by partisan squabbles? Jon...
Whose Gridlock Is It, Anyway?

Jon Stewart Does Kegstands On The Senate. Eviscerates And Defenestrates Them Also Too

It's midterms time, and Jon Stewart has his eye on the most important issues in the 2014 Senate elections: In Kentucky, Alison Lundergan Grimes showed Mitch McConnell the proper way to hold a gun, giving Stewart an excuse to...
We must protest: Daily Show is capable of much better segment titles

Jon Stewart Super Excited About Syria, the ‘iPhone 6 Of Wars’ (Video)

Jon Stewart is just as thrilled as anyone about the brand new war/not war against ISIS in Syria, leading with a clip of CNN's Don Lemon and Alisyn Camerota breaking the news: "We've been waiting for this moment for...
The stupid is on fire in here

Jon Stewart To House Science Committee: ‘Are You F-cking Kidding Me?!?!?’ (Video)

Jon Stewart took a moment to talk about the weekend's climate change march in New York, and wondered why it's even necessary to have a march about global warming -- after all, isn't the climate science settled? Ah, but...
Really, who *hasn't* wanted to yell 'Fuck you, Shakepeare!' at one time or another?

Jon Stewart: F-ck You, Shakespeare, F-ck You. (Video)

Like Yr Wonkette, Jon Stewart has a soft spot for Old Handsome Joe Biden, that loveable cutup and advocate for victims of domestic violence. But golly, OHJB can put his foot in it, can't he? Like how he referred...
Exculpatory is such a great word

Jon Stewart Beats The Crap Out Of The NFL, Risks Two-Game Suspension (Video)

Jon Stewart went after the NFL's spate of domestic abuse scandals Wednesday, reviewing the league's initially lax treatment of Ray Rice and Greg Hardy, followed by indefinite suspensions -- but only after public outrage at the mild penalties. "It's...
yeah, that one hurt

You’ll Never Believe Who Jon Stewart Just Endorsed For President! (Video)

Jon Stewart had some fun with the seemingly eternal pre-campaign campaign season Tuesday, as Hillary Clinton flew to Iowa so she could once again announce that she may soon have an announcement to make about running for president. And...