jon kyl
Jon Kyl To U.S. Embassy: Stop Raping Yourself
Senator Jon Kyl (R-Arkham Asylum) had a very insightful analysis of the U.S. Embassy’s statement condemning religious bigotry. In a stunning combination of cluelessness, partisanship, and a basic misunderstanding of analogy, Kyl told a group of reporters It’s like the judge telling the woman who got raped, ‘You asked for it because of the way [...]
Gabrielle Giffords Now Able To Curse Out Guy Who Shot Her In Head
Here’s an important development in the 2012 race to replace retiring Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl: Gabrielle Giffords can now speak, or at least lip sync and “verbalize” words. She is making progress. She is progressive. She delights progressives with her progress. So will Giffords hurry up and get in shape so she can run for [...]
Hack Senator Jon Kyl To Retire, Be Cynically Replaced By Ailing Giffords
Three-term Sen. Jon Kyl will announce his retirement at a noon ET news conference Thursday in Phoenix, two Republican sources confirmed to Fox News. [...] Several officials, both GOP and Democratic, speculated Thursday that should Kyl resign, Rep. Gabby Giffords, rapidly recovering from a recent shot to the head at a constituent meeting, could be [...]
Space-Race Victor Finally Wins Epic Battle With Self On Inoffensive Treaty
The New START Treaty finally will be ratified by the Senate today, only eight months after President Obama sat down with Russia to sign the thing in front of news cameras. This seemed like a done deal; who in their governments would really oppose drawing down the ridiculous stockpiles of aging nuclear weapons to help [...]
Everything In American Government Run Through Dumb Hack Jon Kyl Now
The New START Treaty, signed in April by President Obama and President Dmitry Medvedev of Russia, is an agreement by the two nations to significantly limit further their nuclear warheads, an update on expiring arms treaties signed by both Presidents Bush. But because Barack Obama is the most powerful man in the world, and his [...]
Republicans Will Just Attach Some ‘Die, ACORN’ Amendment To Every Bill From Now On
Now that the New American Economy’s only path to profitability hinges on major corporations slashing as many salaries as possible, it would be nice of the government to extend unemployment benefits a little longer for starving permanently unemployed people who will probably die soon. (7,000 new ones a day!) A few Dems introduced a simple [...]
Rumors On The Internets: Attention Pleas
Daily Briefing: Get a Grip
Daily Briefing: DeLayed Reaction
Kyl and Graham to Claim That the Congressional Record is “Totally a Wiki”
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