Tag: jon huntsman

Anthony Scaramucci Had Ragey Email Sexxxx With Reince Priebus Impostor, Because He’s Stupid

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Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump

Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!
We were a more innocent nation back then

Where Were You When Michele Bachmann Became Princess Of Iowa 4 Years Ago?

It was a simpler time, a time before Benghazi, a time before the Obamacare computers were all kerflooey, a time when America still believed it was possible for a bright-eyed crazy lady who never quite focused on your face...

Hot Blog Rumor: Maybe One of Those Huntsman Boys Gabbed To Harry Reid About Romney’s Taxes

The Internet is rapidly zeroing in on the identity of Harry Reid's source, the one who was like "oh yeah Harry, that guy, Romney, no taxes from that guy," which Harry Reid reiterated on the Senate floor, destroying...

To Which Television Job Is This Latest Vapid Political Daughter Entitled?

Abby Huntsman is the 26-year-old daughter of Utah owner and 94th-place finisher in the 2012 Republican primaries, Jon Huntsman. She made a couple of wacky YouTubes with her two sisters ("hehe, look at how funny we are, we're so...

Americans Elect Going The Way Of MySpace, Barack Obama Currently In Fourth Place

Americans Elect, the organization that tried to get America to nominate a centrist third-party candidate using the futuristic World Wide Web, has basically admitted defeat. Yes, in America, an idiot can become president, but a well-meaning yet mysterious group...

Obama Attempts to Win Back America With Tiny Musical Moment

Thursday night at a fundraiser in Harlem, Obama was having a way better time than the Republican candidates, and at one point broke into song, honoring Reverend Al Green, who was at the event. Obama sang "Let's Stay Together"...

Huntsman Daughters Interview Romney Bobblehead in Lost Video

Huntsman daughters Abby, Liddy and Mary Anne had a couple of great videos during their dad's mercurial campaign. They were the only entertaining part -- besides, maybe, "Did you hear what I just said?" -- of the whole thing....

Perry Dropping Out to Play More Scrabble With Huntsman

Rick Perry is finally dropping out of the Republican race Thursday, and will endorse Newt Gingrich because it's just more fun that way. He will now return in shame to Texas to command-in-chief his Burundi-sized army and obsessively read...

Unloved Moderate Mormon Millionaire Dropping Out of GOP Race

Citing widespread evidence that Republicans don't love him because he would basically govern like Barack Obama, an unloved moderate Mormon millionaire will drop out of the Republican presidential contest today. Despite many endorsements, lots of money, a handsome appearance...

Gay Republicans — OPENLY Gay, We Mean — Very Pleased With Romney/Paul/Huntsman Three-Way

While being an openly gay Republican seems about as sane as carrying a nail-studded two-by-four around so you can mutilate yourself on the half-hour, the "Log Cabin Republicans" continue to be an actual thing. And they have put out...

So Mitt Romney Won New Hampshire, Let’s Hang Out

Mitt Crazy Eyes/9000/My Twinn Doll Romney has been declared the winner of the New Hampshire primary, seizing 37.3 percent of the vote, according to AP, with 43 percent of precincts reporting as of the time that this post was...

Could Huntsmania Actually Have an Impact in New Hampshire?

As of two hours ago, the fickle folk of the Granite State have begun voting in the first-in-the-nation primary. Last night, the registered voting population of the petite hamlet of Dixville Notch launched the primary season with their weird...

Thanks For Ruining Our Weekend, GOP! Liveblogging Debate #666

Ready to ruin your Saturday night? Then please join us, as we liveblog the New Hampshire ABC News secret-handjob 2012 debate. Let's hurt together, the way Santorum would want Jesus to hurt us, should we accidentally have the buttsex....

Boston Globe Endorses Huntsman By Process of Mittlimination

The Boston Globe, not exactly a bastion of conservative dreamweaving, endorsed Jon Huntsman in an editorial appearing in Friday's paper. The craziest thing about this is not that the Globe chose the ur-underdog, because who doesn't love an underdog...