Terminally Ill Child Seizes Presidency
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
12-year-old Sterling Watson of Mesquite, Texas recently declared himself President, appointing family members to his cabinet and making triumphant speeches before various government agencies. The U.S. Army appeared to be behind the bloodless coup, as they greeted the young lymphoma patient with “Hail To the Chief” and accepted his gift of ceremonial pencils. MORE »
12-year-old Sterling Watson of Mesquite, Texas recently declared himself President, appointing family members to his cabinet and making triumphant speeches before various government agencies. The U.S. Army appeared to be behind the bloodless coup, as they greeted the young lymphoma patient with “Hail To the Chief” and accepted his gift of ceremonial pencils. MORE »








John “Lonesome Rhodes” Edwards may be lagging behind Obama and Clinton in dollars and poll numbers, but he’s miles ahead — in style!
The Vice President is reportedly looking to relocate his stash of precious, life-preserving, evil power-granting baby remains to a safer, undisclosed location. 