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JOHN'S BIG NIGHT

Liveblogging Cindy McCain And The Talking Motion Picture About John S. McCain’s FIVE AND A HALF YEARS In Vietnamese Maverick Cauldron

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

And that's how he got his WALNUTS.John McCain was a prisoner of war once, which automatically qualified him for every job ever invented, including haberdasher, whale scientist, and sex toy engineer. Let’s see how many people in this biographical film say, “That’s offensive!” when they are asked an actual question about John McCain. MORE »