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Posts Tagged ‘johnny depp’

REMAINDERS

Remainders: The Clothes Make The Lieber-Man

Monday, July 10th, 2006
  • In the mixed-up world of Connecticut politics there’s one thing Joe Lieberman can count on. [Corrente]

  • How many naked Libertarians can you fit in the back of a squad car? [AP]
  • The drunker the President gets, the safer we are. [Bring It On!]
  • Durty Jerz is about heritage, not hate. [Four Four]
  • The American military is like the Green Lantern, dependent on willpower and unable to fight yellow things. [Matthew Yglesias]
  • Johnny Deep is really just a better looking Jerry Falwell, puffy shirt notwithstanding. [Collective Sigh]

FUNNY PICTURES

The Search for Weapons of Mass Confection

Monday, July 25th, 2005

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We know “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” is dark and what not, but frankly, we’re more frightened of Miller. MORE »