Tag: john rocker

Washed-Up Pile Of Racist Sludge John Rocker Holds Saddest Raffle Of All Time

Somehow, we missed the fact that this past weekend was Baseball Hall of Fame weekend, probably because we do not actually pay attention to things like that in the first place. Apparently Hall of Fame weekend ends up being...

National Review Man Maybe Tries To Make A Funny About Soccer, Hurts Self In Process

You know the biggest problem with conservatives and humor? Did you answer "because they're such bullies and boors you can never figure out if they're being serious or not"? You are exactly right! Congratulations to you! As a perfect...

Michelle Obama Is Being A Thug Again

It has been a rough week for non-thugs in America, as blackity-black people are flaunting their sportsball prowess all over the place. Why, even Michelle Obama used the precious sacred White House space to FLOTUS like a butterfly, sting...

Washed-Up Sports-Ball Player John Rocker Simply Does Not Care For ‘Draft-Dodging Muslim’ Muhammad Ali

John Rocker, he's this guy. You remember him from being a balls-out racist, and maybe from those times he writed very important columns full of very big words, at the Internet Repository for Washed-Up Lunatics, WND. Well, now he...

Renowned Sociologist John Rocker Has Genius Plan To Solve Violence In Chicago (Moar Gunz, Less Blacks)

John Rocker, a famous racist person whose steroid use 15 years ago propelled him temporarily into Major League Baseball, has opinions and stuff. Like many dense white people who lost their only job to more talented foreign individuals, Rocker...

Surprise Shock Twist Surprise: Washed-Up Racist Base-Ball Man John Rocker Still Racist

John Rocker, the pretty good pitcher turned pretty huge asshole turned pretty bad right-wing columnist, has some thoughts that he and his thesaurus would like to share with you, about America's place in the world, and about his very...

Briefly Famous Base-Ball Man John Rocker Thinks First Amendment Is Shield From Mockery

Who could forget the magical year 1999? Bill Clinton proved that it was Constitutional for the president to get a blowjob from a lady to whom he was not married, the stock market was on a nonstop rocket...