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Condoleezza’s Glamorous World of Dinner Parties & 9/11

Monday, February 4th, 2008

OMG!!Each week, veteran Condiwatcher Peter Huestis (also known as Princess Sparkle Pony) provides a summary of the searing wit and infinite wisdom of America’s Favorite Princess Diplomatâ„¢!

Condi was back in Foggy Bottom 24/7 last week, and you know what that means: photo-ops, photo-ops, photo-ops! Indeed, the State Department’s reception room was a revolving door to all kinds of diplobots from strategically unchallenging countries. And somebody had the nerve to call Our Heroine incompetent. Why do they keep doing that? So mean! Join me after the jump for a Condiological safari through the last seven days…

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Breaking: Was Gonzales… Less Than Truthful???

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

In the first reported case ever of John Negroponte being vaguely (if inadvertently) involved in something that could, in the long run, maybe be vaguely good for democracy, a letter from him presents yet more proof that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is a liar. MORE »


Rumors On The Internets: Cock, Diesel

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

* When the FBI is doing some tapping, they lay “full pipe.” [CNET]
* President Bush bulldozes the press corps. [The Gaggle]
* National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq will be ready just as soon as Negroponte finishes the chapter entitled, “Why more troops would fix everything.” [TPM Muckraker]
* But he better not mention “global” or “warming” in the same sentence or Condi will bleach out his windpipe. [Think Progress]
* New White House pastry chef has experience making Desserts for Dummies. [Political Wire]
* During the next election, John Kerry may find that Massachusetts prefers a bloody sock to his bleeding heart. [Boston Herald]


Daily Briefing: Smug Alert

Monday, January 29th, 2007

* Iowa voters get high off the smell of their own farts, pretend to listen to what Hillary Clinton has to say. [WP, NYT, WSJ, USAT]
* Mike Hukabee starts his Presidential campaign by getting Tim Russert to admit he’s digging his grave, “with a knife and fork.” [WP, NYT]
* Giant q-tip is inserted into the Congressional earmark culture to clean out the “pornography” and “terrorists.” Staffers keep their fingers crossed for a furlough day. [WP]
* Loving father John Negroponte is going from one job he doesn’t need to another. [WP]
* Handful of movie stars, handful of hippies were all that showed for weekend’s peace march. [CNN]
* Not just New Orleans: levees are fucked nationwide. [USAT]
* Federal judges just a bunch of wikilectuals. [NYT]


John Negroponte Demoted

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

negroponte1.jpgJohn Negroponte, having successfully reformed and overhauled the NSA, CIA, and FBI, is now leaving his position as Director of National Intelligence to be Condoleezza Rice’s assistant. Why? Because no one else wanted the job. MORE »


Daily Briefing: Gone Til November, 2008

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

* President Bush gets on the budget balancing bandwagon, Democrats call bullshit. [WP]
* John Negroponte to leave the “in case of attack, fire this guy” position to be Condi’s deputy at State Department. [WP, NYT]
* Harry Reid has his Scotland golf trip, sans Scotland and golf. [WP]
* William Jefferson and other corruption tinged Democrats are An Inconvenient Presence for Nancy Pelosi. [WP]
* But she’ll be able to forget her troubles for a while as Wyclef Jean and Tony Bennet croon for her tonight. [LAT]
* Barney Frank speaks loudly, carries a small stick. [WSJ]
* Big Oil and Big Pharma are scared shitless of the Democratic Congress, look for their PR campaigns on screens and billboards near you soon. [WP, WSJ]
* Barack Obama is op-corruption in his op-ed. [WP]


Wonk’d: Predictable City, You Have So Many Fools to Pity

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Exploiting inter-personal power dynamics to one’s advantage is what Washington is all about — Neil Bush knows it and has mastered the art. And while John Negroponte takes it one day at a time, Mark Warner and John King get bossed around by their kids. These, plus Ken Mehlman on his downward spiral, using Google Earth to find Barbara Bush, and avoiding the notorious Evan Bayh stink-palm, behind the curtain.

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Daily Briefing: Utmost Restraint

Monday, July 17th, 2006
  • As rockets fired by Hezbollah penetrated deeper south into Haifa, Israeli troops briefly entered Lebanon to attack Hezbollah bases near the border. [AP]

  • The president is torn between supporting Israel strongly and hoping they’ll show a little restraint. [NYT, NYT]
  • President Bush’s foreign policy legacy may ride on how he handles this current middle east crisis, despite his apparent unpreparedness. [Newsweek]
  • Liberal think tanks and advocacy groups are rolling in the dough, thanks to a network of some of the richest donors in the country. [WP]
  • The wife of former State Department Asia hand Donald Keyser, currently under investigation for espionage, is a CIA officer currently working very closely with Director of National Intelligence John Negroponte. [Time]
  • Federal aid is arriving to taxpayers displaced by Hurricane Katrina, in the form of $10 billion cash. [NYT]
  • The Bush administration plans “sweeping changes in Medicare payments to hospitals.” [NYT]
  • Joe Lieberman probably shouldn’t have kissed the President. [NYT]
  • Some say the Israel lobby is too powerful in Washington. Others say that’s antisemitism. [WP]
  • It’s gonna be a hot week. [WP]

Rumors On The Internets: We Weren’t Alive In The Sixties

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
  • “There’s a growing constituency of low-income white folks in America who aren’t duped any longer… Back in the Sixties, along with the Black Panthers, Young Lords, and the Brown Berets, there was a group of what detractors derided as “white trailer trash” called Rising Up Angry. Its awareness and militancy were second to none.” [Smirking Chimp]

  • In a blog clusterfuck, Daily Kos (Markos Moulitsas) disses TNR for defecting to the right, LGF says “Moulitsas’ conspiracy-oriented mindset echoes the anti-rational paranoia of radical Islam.” [LGF]
  • Apocalyptic Left Behind video games record which video ads and product placements you view, where your computer is located geographically, and how many New Yorkers you fail to convert and then murder. [Talk To Action]
  • Glenn Greenwald on Jose Padilla: “Jose Padilla spent 3.5 years of his life in jail, for charges that the administration is not willing to test in a court of law. Yet it is now bringing a case against Padilla that is “light on facts.” [Glenn Greenwald]
  • “Essentially, from time to time Negroponte pulls a toy rabbit around a track and lets the righties get some exercise by running in circles, chasing it.” [The Mahablog]

Remainders: Bullets First!

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

* John Negroponte will get Bill Frist’s phone records when he pries them from his cold dead hands! [Rude Pundit] MORE »


Daily Briefing: Something About Mary

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
  • White House, in effort to win over critics, makes the “highly unorthodox move” of nominating Gen. Michael Hayden to head the CIA while announcing his new deputy. [WP, NYT, USAT]
  • John Negroponte says Hayden is “independent-minded.” [WP]
  • Former aide to Rep. Robert Ney (R-Ohio) pleads guilty to “conspiring to corruptly influence Ney’s official actions by showering him with gifts and trips.” [WP, NYT]
  • Sensing “historic opportunity,” Democratic intellectuals and analysts argue over the best strategy forward. [NYT]
  • American Bar Association downgrades rating of Bush judicial nominee Brett Kavanaugh; Senate Judiciary Committee holds unusual second hearing today. [NYT, USAT]
  • CIA official resigns amid accusations of unethical behavior. [WP]
  • What will the Bushes do about Katherine Harris? [NYT]
  • Media blitz thrusts Mary Cheney in the limelight to promote her new memoir. [WP]
  • Senate votes down limits on malpractice awards. [NYT]

MORE BREAKING: Alternative Porter Goss Hypotheses

Friday, May 5th, 2006

porter%20j%20goss.jpgWe’ve offered you what we hope — for the sake of rumor-mongering, gossip, and this city’s desperate need for a good sex scandal — is the real reason for Porter Goss’s departure as CIA director. MORE »


Daily Briefing: ‘Josh Bolten’s Josh Bolten’

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

* Tony Snow will “likely” replace Scott McClellan. [CNN, NYT]
* Bush and Republican lawmakers face blame for high gas prices yet have “few if any” available short-term solutions; president will call today for the strict enforcement of price gouging laws. [WP, W$J]
* Attorney for fired CIA officer denies his client leaked classified information to the Washington Post. [WP]
* Bush presses for bipartisan agreement on immigration, though he is not backing a specific proposal. Bush: “I know this is an emotional debate, and I can understand it’s emotional, but one thing we cannot lose sight of is that we’re talking about human beings, decent human beings.” [WP, NYT, W$J, USAT]
* Many Republican candidates are plotting how to distance themselves from Bush and the war; approval of the president dips to 32% in CNN poll. [NYT, CNN]
* Excessive supplemental provisions to emergency spending bill receive renewed criticisms. [NYT]

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Daily Briefing: Tension City

Friday, April 21st, 2006

* Bush’s meeting with Chinese President Hu Jintao was heavy on symbolism, light on substance; Bush apologized for heckling. [WP, WP, NYT, WSJ, USAT]
* Bush, Jintao disagree about the dynamic of their relationship; “The mood was friendly, yet the tension was unmistakable.” [WP, NYT]
* Harriet Miers might be lost in the next phase of the White House shuffle; Tony Snow is “in negotiations” for McClellan’s post. [NYT]
* Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee raised more than double its GOP counterpart in this quarter; RNC, meanwhile, beat the DNC by a 1.9 to 1 ratio. [WP]
* Republican leaders plan to hit the ground running when they return from break; “41 percent of those polled said Congress has accomplished less than usual.” [WP]
* Democratic candidates are trying to use rising gas prices to their advantage. [NYT, WSJ]
* Rumsfeld dismisses critics as being against much-needed reform. [NYT]
* Chertoff compares crackdown against illegal immigrants to shutdown of the mob. [NYT]
* Case against AIPAC lobbyists concerns lobbyists and journalists. Professor: “The chilling effect could become glacial for anybody who is engaged in basic lobbying research or simply doing research or writing stories on national security issues.” [WP]
* Negroponte reveals that about 100,000 people are involved in intelligence operations around the world. [NYT]