Tag: john murtha

Lockheed Martin Thinks It’s So Cool, Buying Death Ads All Willy Nilly…

Look, one of those rare humans who procured a print copy of today's Washington Post noticed that evil war and death corporation Lockheed Martin purchased a creepy full-page, full-color "In Memoriam" ad to "honor" dead Jack Murtha, replete with...

THE MURTHA IS DEAD, THE MURTHA IS DEAD: Whoa hey: "Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.), 77, a Vietnam veteran who staunchly supported military spending and became a master of pork-barrel politics, died today following gallbladder surgery at Virginia Hospital Center."...

Here’s Your ‘Sunday Electoral Map Analysis,’ Lozers!

My stars, what a fun Wonkette Weekend we are having! We decided to start posting everyday through the election after you people kept e-mailing us about how we are lazy. Well fine, you've got your weekend "phunnies," lunatics, and...

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Main Stream Media Lies Exposed!