Tag: john mccain

BREAKING NEWS! On Jan. 19, in the year of our gun-totin' Lord 2016, Sarah Palin will saunter out onstage with Donald Trump in Ames,...

In the lead-up to Thursday night's 74th Annual Daily Republican Debate, we were really hoping for a balls-out birthering cage match between Donald Trump and...

Do you know how hard it is to write yet another post about how much everyone hates Ted Cruz? Not because it makes us...

Oh damn, all y'all. Things are not looking good for our hero, Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz of Texas. And by hero, we mean actual skin sack of...

The birther-baiting of Ted Cruz, by his own party (which hates him so much), is in full swing, and it could not be more...

Mmmm, do you smell that? That, my friends, is the fragrance of Republicans slow-roasting Cuban spice-rubbed Ted Cruz on a spit. Isn't it delicious? After Donald Trump...

We guess someone said something mean about Ted Cruz's kids, and it was not Wonkette. Which is weird, because we were calling them jerk...

Poor Lindsey Graham. He thought his strategy of beginning every debate by gravely weeping in the general direction of America about how ISIS is...

Congratulations, women of America! You now have the right to be cannon fodder serve your country in combat roles in whatever terrific new war...

Here is a fun thing we learned at Tuesday's Republican debate! Do you know how all the too-big-to-fail banks got so big they damn near...

Terrific news! You'll be delighted to know the Pentagon doesn't always waste its massive budget on dumb war stuff. Sometimes it wastes parts of...

After announcing that our War on Terror has gone so well in Afghanistan, we're going to change our return flight and stay just a...

It has long been the position of the Republican Party that 9/11 was the worst thing to ever happen to America, at least until Barack...

After vanishing for a couple of days to take care of an important "business transaction" (it did not involve buying a clue, we'll guess),...

OK, internet, we're going to #slatepitch you for the second time in as many days, and you're going to like it, because Wonkette is...

Wicked twat goblin Ann Coulter watched Wednesday's Republican debate from the rancid sulfuric swamp where she dwells, wistfully recalling her glory days of moderate...

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