Tag: john mccain

Look, we hate Ted Cruz. We talk about it often. Democrats hate him, not because he's threatening in the electoral way, but because he's...

Good news! Sarah Palin recovered from Tuesday's hangover just in time to make it to Donald Trump's afternoon rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bad news? Sarah Palin...

Pointing out that Canadian-born Canadian Ted Cruz is a Canadian, from Canada, is all the rage these days. You got Donald Trump warning that...

Did you watch that? Are you wondering what the hell it was and if perhaps you hallucinated it because dear lord, that cannot be real?...

BREAKING NEWS! On Jan. 19, in the year of our gun-totin' Lord 2016, Sarah Palin will saunter out onstage with Donald Trump in Ames,...

In the lead-up to Thursday night's 74th Annual Daily Republican Debate, we were really hoping for a balls-out birthering cage match between Donald Trump and...

Do you know how hard it is to write yet another post about how much everyone hates Ted Cruz? Not because it makes us...

Oh damn, all y'all. Things are not looking good for our hero, Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz of Texas. And by hero, we mean actual skin sack of...

The birther-baiting of Ted Cruz, by his own party (which hates him so much), is in full swing, and it could not be more...

Mmmm, do you smell that? That, my friends, is the fragrance of Republicans slow-roasting Cuban spice-rubbed Ted Cruz on a spit. Isn't it delicious? After Donald Trump...

We guess someone said something mean about Ted Cruz's kids, and it was not Wonkette. Which is weird, because we were calling them jerk...

Poor Lindsey Graham. He thought his strategy of beginning every debate by gravely weeping in the general direction of America about how ISIS is...

Congratulations, women of America! You now have the right to be cannon fodder serve your country in combat roles in whatever terrific new war...

Here is a fun thing we learned at Tuesday's Republican debate! Do you know how all the too-big-to-fail banks got so big they damn near...

Terrific news! You'll be delighted to know the Pentagon doesn't always waste its massive budget on dumb war stuff. Sometimes it wastes parts of...

After announcing that our War on Terror has gone so well in Afghanistan, we're going to change our return flight and stay just a...

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