Tag: john mccain

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Can’t Wait To Ignore Today’s Intelligence Briefing On Russian Hacking

Everything you need to know about the latest developments in the Russian hacking story!

Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017

U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!

John McCain Will Be Snarly, Cranky Bastard About Trump’s Secretary Of State For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS

John McCain was wearing his crotchety pants Wednesday.

2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us

Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately.

Unceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing

Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY?

Exxon, You Dirty, Dirty Whore. Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 29, 2016

Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!

Uh Oh, Looks Like Tom Arnold Is Ready To Screw Donald Trump Sideways!

Tom Arnold spent Christmas tweeting about what he knows about Donald Trump, and BOY HOWDY.
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Vladimir Putin Picks Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson For Secretary Of State, Trump Agrees

Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.

Harry Reid Has A Shy, Quiet Thing Or Two To Say To Donald Trump’s Russian Handlers

Harry Reid isn't done yelling at people, thank God.

Electoral College Members Just Curious How Far Up Trump’s Ass Russia Really Is

Ooh, things are getting interesting!
But down at the bottom we, too, should have rights

Mitch McConnell Back-Pedaling On Russia Hack, But Slowly Because Of How He Has Turtle Legs

Mitch McConnell knows who is to blame for Russia hacking the Democrats. Would you guess ... BARACK OBAMA?

Seems Like Mitch McConnell And John McCain Ready For Donald Trump To STFU

You can tell these top-ranking Republican senators are SO EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT.

Rachel Maddow Correctly Labels Wonkette ‘Best Website In The World’

Hi, Rachel, hi! Can Wonkette come live with you?

Hey You Sad, Sulking Liberals, Get Off Your Asses And DO THIS.

Let's get Louisiana Democrat Foster Campbell in the Senate, to fight against Trump Louisiana-style!