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Terrific news! You'll be delighted to know the Pentagon doesn't always waste its massive budget on dumb war stuff. Sometimes it wastes parts of...

After announcing that our War on Terror has gone so well in Afghanistan, we're going to change our return flight and stay just a...

It has long been the position of the Republican Party that 9/11 was the worst thing to ever happen to America, at least until Barack...

After vanishing for a couple of days to take care of an important "business transaction" (it did not involve buying a clue, we'll guess),...

OK, internet, we're going to #slatepitch you for the second time in as many days, and you're going to like it, because Wonkette is...

Wicked twat goblin Ann Coulter watched Wednesday's Republican debate from the rancid sulfuric swamp where she dwells, wistfully recalling her glory days of moderate...

After years of twat-teasing us about maybe perhaps serving The People in some kind of public office she can then promptly abandon once more, Our Lady...

A rightwing radio talker has announced what's sure to be a turning point in the movement to restore constitutional something-or-other to the taking-back of...

We already know Donald Trump makes Sarah Palin so moist in her granny panty g-string, because of how he is a hero, a gen-u-ine...

It seems we, Yr Wonkette, owe one Mister Donald J. Trump an apology. For months -- nay, years -- we have mocked Mr. Trump's...

In case you were concerned that the situation in Ferguson, Missouri, might get unpleasant as people mark the one-year anniversary of the fatal shooting...

Does Sarah want to be vice president when Donald Trump becomes "president," because he already said he wants to tap her, in a government way?...

How in the world would Actual Elected President Barack Obama know how to do his job without former Not Elected President John McCain and...

We've got a heapin' helpin' of hostility for you this week, on any number of topics, so let's jump right into it with this...

Recently, Donald "I am Donald Trump!" Trump had to reassure everyone that no, he is not a secret Democratic operative, playing in the GOP...

Oooooh, Senate Republicans are SO mad! Turns out there is a thing called Planned Parenthood, it does healthcare to ladies, including abortion healthcare, and...

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