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Tag: john mccain

Rachel Maddow Correctly Labels Wonkette ‘Best Website In The World’

Hi, Rachel, hi! Can Wonkette come live with you?

Hey You Sad, Sulking Liberals, Get Off Your Asses And DO THIS.

Let's get Louisiana Democrat Foster Campbell in the Senate, to fight against Trump Louisiana-style!

Save Us, John McCain, You’re Our Only Hope! (Wait, Did We Just Say That?)

John McCain is none too pleased with Donald Trump's stated desire to cuddle with Vladimir Putin.

Trump’s Inner Circle Now A Firing Squad. Yr Wonkagenda: Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Rudy Giuliani's dirty, filthy money, Ben Carson admits he's A Idiot, and Steve Bannon kind of hates Jews. Your daily news brief.
It's been a long year

Your Senate Sunday Is FREE AT LAST!

Let's take one last look at some of the top Senate races, for America!

Melania Trump Warns Americans About Evil Cyber-Bullies, Like Her Husband

Gosh, we sure do agree somebody should do something about all the bullying assholes on Twitter.

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!

Legal Idiots On Hillary’s Supreme Court: We Don’t Need No Stinking Judges

Never confirming any judicial nominees would be constitutional, according to douches. Stupid, and terrible, but constitutional.

Donald Trump Believes In Integrity Of American Elections Won By Donald Trump

Donald Trump will be happy to accept the outcome of the election, if he wins!
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker

John McCain Promises To Keep Supreme Court Crippled Until President Palin Elected In 2020

John McCain says President Hillary can't have no Supreme Court justices. THANKS OBAMA.

Donald Trump Will SUE Hillary Clinton For Quoting His Stupid Mouth Words Verbatim

When will mean old Hillary Clinton stop libeling Mr. Trump like this?

All The Times Mike Pence Defended Donald Trump’s Past Statements By HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

If Mike Pence won the debate, he did it by conveniently ignoring everything Donald Trump has ever said.

Dear Media: Can You Please Let Donald Trump Step On His OWN Dick? Thanks.

WE ARE NOT DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP.

Come Play Wonkette’s National Enquirer Debate Liveblog Drinking Game, And Die As Dead As Vince Foster!

YOU COME READ YOUR DEBATE LIVEBLOOG RIGHT THE HECK NOW!