Tag: john mccain
Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You
Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
This 'wire tapp' thing continues to be dumber than dog balls, which are SOOOO DUMB.
No, this is a real thing that is happening.
Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump is still deciding whether the Yemen raid falls under 'Feather in my Cap!' or 'Big Black Eye!'
Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.
Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!