Tag: john mccain

Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You

Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

John McCain And Rand Paul Are Fighting Like MEOW HISS GRRRR ARGH!

Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!

Justice Department Needs More Time To Find ‘Evidence’ That Obama Did ‘Wire Tapps’ To Trump

This 'wire tapp' thing continues to be dumber than dog balls, which are SOOOO DUMB.

Kellyanne Conway Not Certain Microwave Is Listening To Her, BUT MAYBE IT IS

No, this is a real thing that is happening.

LOL Kellyanne Conway’s Talking To Toasters! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 13, 2017

Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!

TEN U.S. Officials Say Trump A Big Fat Lying Liar Who Lies About Clusterfuque Yemen Raid

Donald Trump is still deciding whether the Yemen raid falls under 'Feather in my Cap!' or 'Big Black Eye!'

Donald Trump’s New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen?

Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.

Trump Fishing For Terrorists…In Sweden? Wonkagenda, Mon. Feb 20, 2017

Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!

Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!

SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.

Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, *SURPRISE*!!1!

Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!