Tag: john lewis

Your 2017 Legislative Boyfriend We Mean Hero Of The Year Is ADAM SCHIFF!

He is the literal opposite of Devin Nunes, and that is why he wins.

Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017

Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Being A Real Poot Lips About Civil Rights Hero John Lewis

We think you'll agree this statement from Sarah Huckabee Sanders is very Poot Lips.

Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don’t Know Her!

Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama’s Gone

In which we fact check an NRA rant. Yeah, we're just silly that way sometimes.

Republicans Blow $1 Million On Attack Ad Yelling ‘Nerrrd!!’ At Dem House Candidate

This 'Star Wars' themed attack ad is little more than Bantha poodoo.

Arrivals, Departures, Resistance

No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.

Donald Trump Figures He’ll Stay Married To FBI Director James Comey A Few More Years

Trump asked Comey to stay on when he gave him the intelligence briefing about the PEE HOOKERS.

Whom Will Trump Screw Today? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 24, 2016

The TPP is dead, Trump beats the dead illegal horse (again), and get ready for MORE C-SPAN!

Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!

For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Survived The First Day Of The Trump Regime (We Think)

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Kellyanne Conway Triggered By John Lewis, Needs Safe Space Like Five Minutes Ago

Kellyanne Conway says the Trump camp is the 'Walking Wounded,' because everybody is so mean to them. Really.