Closing Sunday, May 10: OMG, Lincoln is dying ALL OVER AGAIN on Sunday, when the lovely Library of Congress exhibit boasting a gagillion artifacts in his honor is shutttered for all time. With Malice Toward None: The Abraham Lincoln Bicentennial Exhibition includes such ephemera as the oldest known copy of the Gettysburg address, inaugural speeches noted by Lincoln himself, and the Emancipation Proclamation. MORE »

Alert tipster Darin Ipema provides Wonkette with a Separated at Birth image that’ll be sure to hurt your soul just in time for the weekend: MORE »

• Names & Faces: Condom manufacturer in China is selling Clinton and Lewinsky branded rubbers; company manager says, “The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs. I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he’s a very generous man.”. . . FBI viewed John Lennon’s drug use as the reason he was not a communist threat. [WP]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Bloomberg’s Bianca Davie was not available to comment on yesterday’s “Where’s Bianca?” incident. [NYDN]
• Rush & Molloy: Antonin Scalia will be the grand marshal of New York’s Columbus Day Parade. [NYDN]
• Cindy Adams: Bette Midler wants an anti-Bush Million Man March. [NYP]