Tag: john kasich

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

Oh hell, in all our jizz-citement over Ted Cruz running away to eat a million cans of soup by himself in hell, and in...

OH HEY INDIANA, LOOK AT YOUR HANDSOME ASSES RIGHT NOW! You are doing #Democracy, by voting in your presidential primary! You better go fast...

How does Donald Trump even keep track of all these KKK endorsements?

Donald Trump won all the primaries Tuesday, and while he still hasn't clinched the Republican nomination, he's tired of waiting, so he proclaimed himself...

The Republican primary is pathetic again. Donald Trump is sailing toward the nomination, a truth that horrifies all sane people. But Ted Cruz and...

Our Senate roundup this week moves to Ohio ("The Land Of Burning Rivers"), yet another of the states in which Democrats have a fairly...

Know what's been nice? Since Prince's untimely passing on Thursday, people really haven't said hardly anything shitty about it. Cities large and small have gone...

For a country that was partly founded on the idea of opposing "taxation without representation," it's always been a tad odd that those who...

You guys, Donald Trump, crazy wild-haired circus elephant currently on track to receive the Republican presidential nomination, is correct about a thing. WHOA IF...

Remember that GOP debate yea however many moons ago, when all the millionteen candidates were asked what American lady they thought would be real...

As the dust and clichés settle following the New York primary, two things are at least clear: 1) Donald Trump had a YOOOGE...

After all the interminable buildup, the New York primaries finally arrived, and boy, howdy, what a passel of excitement they brought! The polls closed,...

Poor John Kasich, he's really starting to let his freak flag fly. He's still clinging to his delusion of winning a contested convention...

Um, Ben Carson is almost as bad at supporting people for president as he is at running for president. We did not actually...

Why can't we all just get along? That is what John Kasich needs to know right now. Because he sees his Republican governor pals...

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