Tag: john kasich

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!

Mike Pence Not Running For President In 2020, Uh Huh Yeah Right SAY IT TO JESUS, MIKE

Can you lie to your LORD AND SAVIOR, Mike?

Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017

Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!

Republicans Pretty Sure Donald Trump Jr. Not Supposed To Talk To Russian Strangers

We would expect this from Eric but not from ... LOL J/K they're all stupid thugs, we expect it from all of them.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
The 'moderate' one

Ohio Anti-Choicers So Mad John Kasich Won’t Just Outlaw All The Abortions Already

Last week, Ohio Governor John Kasich passed a law outlawing abortions after 20 weeks. In doing so, he also vetoed a bill passed by the Ohio legislature that would outlaw abortions after about six weeks, which would have given...
The 'moderate' one

Ohio Gov. John Kasich Signs Terrible Abortion Bill, Vetoes More Draconian Version, Hooray?

Just don't call him 'moderate.' Nope, nope, nope.

Donald Trump Intimidating Electoral College, OMG WE ARE FOR SHOCKED!

Would you expect any less from Thin-Skinned Hitler?

OIL! It’s Got What Plants Crave! Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Donald Trump cancels a press conference, Congress crooks face jail time, and Jill Stein is still a embarrassing failure. Your daily news brief!

This Nice Wackjob Christianist Lady Mighta Just Outlawed Every Abortion In Ohio

Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!
Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

New Democratic Ad Is Just People Reading Gross Breitbart Headlines, Because Breitbart Is Gross

What is YOUR favorite disgusting, racist, homophobic, misogynistic Breitbart headline? The Democrats want to know!