Tag: john kasich

Donald Trump won all the primaries Tuesday, and while he still hasn't clinched the Republican nomination, he's tired of waiting, so he proclaimed himself...

The Republican primary is pathetic again. Donald Trump is sailing toward the nomination, a truth that horrifies all sane people. But Ted Cruz and...

Our Senate roundup this week moves to Ohio ("The Land Of Burning Rivers"), yet another of the states in which Democrats have a fairly...

Know what's been nice? Since Prince's untimely passing on Thursday, people really haven't said hardly anything shitty about it. Cities large and small have gone...

For a country that was partly founded on the idea of opposing "taxation without representation," it's always been a tad odd that those who...

You guys, Donald Trump, crazy wild-haired circus elephant currently on track to receive the Republican presidential nomination, is correct about a thing. WHOA IF...

Remember that GOP debate yea however many moons ago, when all the millionteen candidates were asked what American lady they thought would be real...

As the dust and clichés settle following the New York primary, two things are at least clear: 1) Donald Trump had a YOOOGE...

After all the interminable buildup, the New York primaries finally arrived, and boy, howdy, what a passel of excitement they brought! The polls closed,...

Poor John Kasich, he's really starting to let his freak flag fly. He's still clinging to his delusion of winning a contested convention...

Um, Ben Carson is almost as bad at supporting people for president as he is at running for president. We did not actually...

Why can't we all just get along? That is what John Kasich needs to know right now. Because he sees his Republican governor pals...

Over the weekend, we remained only vaguely aware of the fact that Colorado held some sort of complicated presidential nominating activity over on the...

Idaho Senator Jim Risch, who's such a senatorial nonentity that we had to do a special post a few years back to prove...

Oh hey, Wisconsin people, are you voting right now? YOU SHOULD BE VOTING RIGHT NOW, because today is the day youse guys are supposed...

Everybody pull out your glitter guns and your streamers, because John Kasich The Moderate Huggy Cuddlebear wants to throw a party for all the...

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