Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Richard Simmons was at the Capitol “spreading joy.” … No more stache for Rep. Peter DeFazio — who will keep the flame alive now? … Congressional Record claims John McCain introduced an amendment in the House. Madness! … Barney Frank doesn’t care if the Republicans obstruct the Dems, he just wishes they weren’t so boring about it. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Local boy makes good! [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Donald Rumsfeld still alive, hanging out at the Hoover Institution. John Fund got his digits! “Not for an interview, just to talk.” We did not make that quote up… Joe and Valerie Wilson are gone, forever. [Examiner]
* The Sleuth: Bush hosts coffee date for neocons… Vanessa Williams and Dick Durbin: BFF! [WP]
* Shenanigans: Ted Kennedy had yet another birthday party. Everyone was there! … Happy CPAC weekend! … John Edwards: Lying about his favorite movie? [Politico]

• Page Six: Laura Bush seems to have enjoyed The Devil Wears Prada. [NYP]

• Ben Widdicombe: Wall Street Journal columnist John Fund,, being sued for allegedly beating an ex-girlfriend, began his civil case yesterday. [NYDN]
• Heard on the Hill: Ted “the Internet is not a truck” Stevens is enjoying a bit of notoriety on said internet. “Series of Tubes” t-shirts are available… Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA) lists her occupation as “mother.” Her children are 21 and 24. [Roll Call]
• Reliable Source: Popular dive Sign of the Whale is closing… An unnamed high-profile DC lobbyist is a very bad boss. [WP]