Joining fellow ’70s nostalgia acts Neil Young, John Dean, the John Birch Society and the Berkeley City Council, former Nixon propagandist Pat Buchanan and inflatable-pig showman Roger Waters are calling for the impeachment of George W. Bush. MORE »

• Reliable Source: Anderson Cooper brings out 300 fans in Arlington. . . Rep. DeLay seen eating French food and drinking French wine. . . Rep. Cynthia McKinney spotted dancing in her car. [WP]

• Page Six: Giuliani has dinner with Romney and his wife… Lauren Bush introduces Bill Clinton at Princeton’s commencement: “Our class was so excited to hear that Clinton was coming to give the commencement speech this year — of course, they were expecting Hillary!” [NYP]
• Rush & Molloy: Mark Felt’s co-author attacks the Times for having John Dean review Deep Throat’s memoir. [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Cheney to give the Daily News a reporting award for Washington coverage. [NYDN]

• Reliable Source: Court TV’s Washington correspondent Savannah Guthrie is more focused on Zacarias Moussaoui than Scooter Libby. . . Monica Lewinsky spotted at a political comedy show in London. [WP]
• Heard on the Hill: Aide to Rep. Steve Israel (D-N.Y.) hits “reply all” with “let’s all just booze soon” missive. . . James Dobson gets caught in the doors of the Senate subway. [Roll Call]
• Page Six: John Dean gives W. Mark Felt’s memoir a horrible review, saying it “is riddled with errors” and “adds absolutely nothing to our understanding about Felt’s role as Bob Woodward’s source during Watergate.” [NYP]
• Cindy Adams: Rep. Patrick Kennedy’s car accident will not actually be investigated. [NYP]
• Rush & Molloy: Patrick Kennedy has reportedly “been yearning for the company of ex-girlfriend” Tatiana Platt. [NYDN]
• Liz Smith: McCain on Washington: “So much is going to come down, so many indictments… well, it’s all so corrupt,” and to Katie Couric: “Congratulations and condolences.” [NYP]
• Inside Politics: Sen. George Allen wins Young Republican National Federation straw poll. [WT]

We’re gonna be glued to the confirmation hearings. They’re gonna be great. We learned today that Hayden has a tenuous connection to MZM Inc., the contractors who bribed their way into Katherine Harris’ heart and the Cunningham suite of the Watergate. He’s up to his ass in the NSA scandal. He looks like George’s old boss Kruger from Seinfeld. MORE »