Last night’s webcast-only Christian Values GOP debate bravely went on as planned, without any Republican frontrunners, and one of Wonkette’s bravest readers actually took up our challenge and sort of halfway paid attention to the thing. It may have been the best debate ever — can you imagine anything more awesome than an “abortion survivor” screaming at an empty podium about Rudy Giuliani trying to kill her? MORE »

Just hours ago, we brought you the charming story of Mitt, Rudy, Walnuts and Fred saying “no thanks, black people” to the Tavis Smiley debate at the “historically black college in Baltimore.” Well guess who else gets no love from the Republican Frontrunners? Poor white people who believe in Jesus! MORE »

Ok, now we like John Cox way more than Ron Paul. His xenophobia rocks! And apparently he’s running for something?

Cox for President Ad [OKFuture.net]

Never heard of him? Neither have we, but NewsMax says John Cox is the shit. Why? Because he is awesome and will return the Republican Party back to the people who suddenly got sick of Dubya a month ago, after six years of catastrophe and more gay abortions than ever.

Dude doesn’t have much (or any, actually) name recognition, but let’s hear him out — after the jump.

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