Tag: john cornyn

Sunday: The Further Descent of Rudy Giuliani

Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
This must be the politest society in anime

Trump Announces Gun Plan To Do Absolutely Nothing About Guns (Except Ban Abortion, Probably)

Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Devin Nunes

Devin Nunes has a SECRET, but he's not gonna TELL YOU!
Your polling data, M'sieur Trump

Bob Corker Is Shocked, Shocked To Learn Tax Cut Bill Will Make Him Richer

Sure there was some log-rolling to get votes for tax cuts. Just don't ask whose log is getting rolled.

GOP Ready To Pass Tax ‘Cut’ Bill Despite LITERALLY NOT KNOWING WHAT’S ACTUALLY IN IT

They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

GOP Senators Gonna Dick-Slap The Hell Outta Trump If He Fires Jeff Sessions

These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!

Here’s The Skinny On Republicans’ Bullshit ‘Skinny Repeal’

The 'skinny repeal' is every bit as awful as all the other attempts to kill Obamacare. Who'd have guessed?

White House Worried Dems Will Do ‘Obstruction’ On Judicial Nominees. Here’s Hoping!

Democrats obstructing Donald Trump's judicial nominees? Now there's an idea we can get behind.

Ain’t Nobody Want To Work For Donald Trump, Because Who Can Afford The Lawyer Bills?

In other news, rats are unwilling to get onto a sinking ship.

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s America: Wouldn’t We All Rather Have A Manly KGB Than A Sissy FBI?

Wouldn't it be so much better if we had a partisan hack running our domestic police force?