Tag: john cornyn

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s America: Wouldn’t We All Rather Have A Manly KGB Than A Sissy FBI?

Wouldn't it be so much better if we had a partisan hack running our domestic police force?

Sally Yates Knows What Is Unconstitutional And It Is Ted Cruz’s Face!

You come at Sally Yates, you best not miss.

New Mean Idiot Louisiana Senator Was BIGGEST STAR Of Sally Yates Hearing!

There's a new village idiot in town, y'all.

Your Weird Boyfriend James Comey Is Testifying For The Senate Judiciary Committee. Let’s Liveblog It!

Is James Comey a good guy or a bad guy? We just never can tell!

Trump’s Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?

So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!
The right to bare legs is much more fun

America Almost Out Of New Ways To Increase Gun Deaths? Trump And Republicans To The Rescue!

More guns, more guns, more guns, more guns.

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Explodes All Over Hillary Clinton’s Emails

A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here

Senate So Mad At Obama For Letting Them Override His Veto Of Their Piss-Ignorant Bill. No. Really.

If Obama doesn't want a bill to pass, he should support it, damn him.

Senate Republicans Vote To Send Thoughts And Prayers To Future Mass Shooting Victims

What, you wanted background checks and stuff like that? Are you some kind of Communist?
Free kitten with every five mass shootings

Adorable Senate Prepares To Pretend To ‘Do Something’ About Guns, Isn’t That Sweet?

Oh good, the Senate is finally going to appear to do something about guns, and then fail. Then we can go back to having our real gun laws dictated to the states by the NRA, as the Founders intended.

GOP To Hold Its Breath Until It Turns Blue, Or Until Hillary Wins White House

As promised, Oval-Office-thiever-in-chief Barry B. Bamz O'Baby YoMama nominated a perfectly reasonable and qualified white dude to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. As also promised, congressional Republicans took all of zero seconds to say "NO WAY, HOMBRE!" because "principles"...

Here Is Your Daily Affirmation That Republicans Are Dicks

We don't need any reminders that Republicans are the worst. Like, ever again. Seriously, we are all good with this lifetime supply already. Sadly, that doesn't stop them from jumping up and down and waving their hands in the air...

BREAKING: GOP Does Not Want To Work, Just Wants To Bang On Drum All Day

If you were just sitting around today wondering if Senate Republicans were going to think about doing their goddamn job on, well, anything really, wonder no more: they have indeed done something, which is to get together and take a vote...