Tag: john brennan

Badass Sally Yates Ready To Fuck Trump Up In Front Of House Intel Committee!

Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

Devin Nunes Would Like To Run His Dumbass Mouth Hole At You Some More, Please

Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.

Out Like Flynn: Trump’s National Security Adviser Resigns To Spend More Time With His Conspiracy Theories

The well-oiled Trump machine sheds its first weasel within the first four weeks.

CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump

John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?

Trump Will Make America Healthy Again! (LOL) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 16, 2017

Trumpcare makes useless healthcare statement and scares all of Europe, and the Koch Brothers are Back! Your morning news brief!

Congress Looking Up Putin’s Skirt, Now-ish! Let’s Peep Together!

Watching the Russian hacking hearings? Might as well watch them at your wonkette!

Trump’s Very Own Stasi! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 19, 2016

The Electoral College grades Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway is high, and Donald Trump has his own secret police! Your daily news brief!
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
He likes that song about the Secret Asian Man, though

Donald Trump Doesn’t Trust American Intelligence Agencies, May Just Go With KGB Instead

Donald Trump doesn't have a very high opinion of American intelligence. That seems ungrateful to the people who won him the nomination.
Might be making an excellent point about something, might be a Motown back-up singer

Morning Maddow: Did The CIA Really Need To Do All That Torture To Protect America? (Video)

In his press conference on the Senate Intelligence Committee's report on torture, CIA Director John Brennan acknowledged that interrogators did some things that were "abhorrent and rightly should be repudiated by all,” but also explained that it was a...
Don't call it torture. Call it nostalgia

CIA Chief: Torture Is Bad, We Shouldn’t Do It, Now Please Shut Up About It

CIA Director John Brennan held a press conference today to respond to the Senate Intelligence Committee's report on torture during the Bush administration, and he gave a very clear message: The CIA is good, torture is bad, it's hard...
Happy trails

Ousted Dem Sen. Mark Udall Goes Nuts On Lying Liars At CIA

Sen. Mark Udall was turfed out of office this November by the good people of Colorado, so for the last few weeks, Udall's been wandering the halls of Congress wondering what to do with his final moments on the...
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

CIA, On Careful Reflection, Remembers It Hacked Senate Computers After All

Hey, remember back in March when Senate Intelligence Committee chair Dianne Feinstein, who is usually all "Oh, yes, I just love the spying and the security and how they keep us free, here, please have more money," actually got...

CIA Screwed Up So Bad That Biggest Fangirl Dianne Feinstein Yelling At Them Now (VIDEO)

Yeah yeah, we know, it's just so hypocritical of iconic Bond girl Dianne Feinstein to suddenly be acting all hotted up about domestic spying now that she's the one getting domestic spied on. It's very ironic and so on, but that's not...