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  small-time krauthammer plagiarizers

Professional President Newt Gingrich Says Obama ‘Amateurish’ On Egypt

“I think the fact that they appointed a very able diplomat Frank Wisner and within two days were publicly contradicting him is you know so amateurish,” Gingrich told CNN Chief National Correspondent John King. “I was with John Bolton (former ambassador to the United Nations) last night. He said it’s inconceivable that they would be this clumsy and this out of sync. I mean just with themselves, forget the Arab world. They can’t even get the White House and their special envoy to be on the same page.” Read more on Professional President Newt Gingrich Says Obama ‘Amateurish’ On Egypt…
  mustache diplomacy

John Bolton Has an Opinion On Egypt: Time To Bomb Iran!

So what does John Bolton think about the people of Egypt rising up against their dictator? Must be time to bomb Iran, of course. “I don’t think there’s much time to act. And I think the fall of a Egyptian government committed to the peace agreement will almost certainly speed that timetable up.” This guy loves bombing Iran! Click the handy John Bolton tag below and learn about our past stories about this man, such as, “John Bolton: Israel Isn’t Man Enough To Bomb Iran,” “If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran ‘Whenever,’ Right?,” and “John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran.” The problem is, John Bolton keeps setting “timetables” for bombing Iran, beyond which Iran will have nukes and the entire globe will be on the edge of destruction. But somehow they never pan out. We should have each died approximately twelve times since last summer. Read more on John Bolton Has an Opinion On Egypt: Time To Bomb Iran!…
  and don't forget to nuke iran

John Bolton Has An Opinon About Wikileaks: Barack Obama Sucks

Have you been waiting and waiting for former UN ambassador/UN hater John Bolton to chime in with some wingnut bullshit regarding WikiLeaks? Well, the God of America heard your prayers! (American God did not, however, hear all your other prayers. So, maybe a job next year?) Anyway, John Bolton is pretty much an “O.G.” when it comes to the cyber sex or whatever so he has some solid grounding when it comes to forming an opinion about all the WikiLeaks leaking all over the place all the time, and it is pretty much that Barack Obama is far worse for America than WikiLeaks. Read more on John Bolton Has An Opinon About Wikileaks: Barack Obama Sucks…
  rumors on the internets

Glourious New Hampshire Saves Children From Sinful World of Literacy

The brave parents of New Hampshire are protecting their kids from literacy by pulling their brood out of classes that require some Socialist fag-literature called Nickel and Dimed. [Fox News] Did you know that tax increases can never, ever, increase government revenue? It’s a startling but true fact, and anyone that believes otherwise is just begging for a lynching, really. [ResistNet] Read more on Glourious New Hampshire Saves Children From Sinful World of Literacy…
  slash fiction

National Review Already Picking Sarah Palin’s Cabinet

There is some sort of election thing happening today, but that’s pretty boring because it’s not a presidential election and it doesn’t involve Sarah Palin. So today is really as good a day as any for the National Review to begin picking Discovery Channel teevee host Sarah Palin’s presidential cabinet, because her election to that job is pretty much a foregone conclusion or whatever; but they say Palin should announce this cabinet like right away, just in case anyone worries she would hire any fellow dumb people on her staff. “A conservative Republican unity ticket dedicated to restoring fiscal and economic sanity in Washington could, if played right, change history.” It could! A dog sniffing a machine gun covered in bacon in front of a crowd of people could also change history, but a President Palin is slightly more likely to happen — and it’s fun to play dollhouse with her impending cabinet selections — so the National Review has done this for all of the positions. Read more on National Review Already Picking Sarah Palin’s Cabinet…
  relax don't do it

Lindsey Graham Needs To Bomb Iran So Badly

Oh man, when John Bolton finds out about this he is going to jizz red, white & blue: Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said Monday that the United States must be prepared to use military force to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon — and added that the last-resort step should be taken with the goal of overthrowing Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Read more on Lindsey Graham Needs To Bomb Iran So Badly…
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Arizona Sheriff Goes To New Hampshire, Hint Hint

Arizona’s Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is famous among Teabaggers or something for being a bigot and following Arizona’s bigot law enforcement law to the extreme, for which the feds sued him. So now, naturally, he is running for president, even though he is older than John McCain. Or rather he is HINTING this, in the most explicit way possible, in New Hampshire. Surely the American voting public will elect a slightly notable ancient discriminatory policeman as president of the United States, correct? But only if they can find a constitutional method to make him and John Bolton co-presidents. Read more on Arizona Sheriff Goes To New Hampshire, Hint Hint…
  time to move to the moon

John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran

Remember when John Bolton blushed like the most flattered debutante when Tucker Carlson’s bow-tie gnomes begged him to run for president? (To forget this moment would be tantamount to “forgetting to give your girlfriend something nice for 9/11.”) John Bolton told the Daily Caller he couldn’t say for sure if he would consider thinking about running for president. But that was like two weeks ago, things have changed! If you need proof: John Bolton went on teevee and announced to the world that he is “thinking about” running for President. And then John Bolton combed his greasy mustache with his slimy tentacle fingers and belched, “Ahm a drunken walrus who hates A-rabs!'” Read more on John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran…
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If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran ‘Whenever,’ Right?

The bow tie hobbits at the Daily Caller landed a hot interview with Neocon Mustache Ride “John Bolton” — the premier authority on America’s #1 most-pressing issue: When Do We Bomb Iran? Bolton explained to Tucker Carlson’s gnome-slaves that bombing Iran is not in Barack Obama’s “DNA,” which sounds sort of racist! Questioning Obama’s genetic makeup because he is too chickenshit to bomb Iran is not racist though, it is just critical, and that is why the Daily Caller gave John Bolton his very own fursona, “critic-in chief.” If John Bolton was commander-in-chief he could stop being so critical and just bomb Iran instead. How about it, John? Read more on If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran ‘Whenever,’ Right?…
  double dog dares

John Bolton: Israel Isn’t Man Enough To Bomb Iran

Yeah, Israel talks a big game, going out drinking with its buddies at the Atlantic and boasting about its awesome plans to bomb the crap out of Iran’s nuclear facilities. But Bush-era U.N. ambassador and mustache grooming enthusiast John Bolton thinks it’s all talk. The way he sees it, Israel has only a few more days to start droppin’ bombs on Iran. And they don’t seem to be in any rush! What’s-a matter, are they chicken? Huh? CHICKEN? [chicken noises] Read more on John Bolton: Israel Isn’t Man Enough To Bomb Iran…
  awards season

John Bolton, Human Events Name Dick Cheney President of 2009

Want to see a hot sex video of John Bolton cumming all over Dick Cheney’s grundle? So do we but who can find it?? For now you’ll have to settle for the “text version,” from great publication Human Events. John Bolton has named Dick Cheney the “conservative of the year” in one of the strangest articles on the current Internet. You know why America loves Dick Cheney, according to this demented mustache? He presents direct challenges to Barack Obama’s “insouciance” towards national security. Not only is Barack Obama nonchalant, but he’s the gay Frenchy-lookin’ synonym. [Human Events via Salon/War Room] Read more on John Bolton, Human Events Name Dick Cheney President of 2009…
  rumors on the internets

The Obama Administration Is Not A Registered Sex Offender, And That Makes RedState Very Frustrated

Matthew Yglesias writes in earnest about McDonald’s policy. [Matt Yglesias] The Obama Administration loves to have sex with minors. RedState knows this is true, because Whoopee Goldberg said something on teevee and also isn’t it obvious? Q.E.D., Amen. [RedState] Read more on The Obama Administration Is Not A Registered Sex Offender, And That Makes RedState Very Frustrated…
  2012: a race to the bottom

What Wingnut Thing Did Mike Huckabee Say At That Conference?

Mike Huckabee has a new (/old!) idea: get rid of the United Nations completely, because of those mean speeches the other day. This, however, is an improvement over recent years, when the actual U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, was the most prominent figure arguing for the destruction of the United Nations. But John Bolton never came up with a timely nickname like, “The international equivalent of ACORN,” did he? No, he didn’t. [Think Progress] Read more on What Wingnut Thing Did Mike Huckabee Say At That Conference?…
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Commenting On Commentary, With A Denby Cameo Because Of Course

Let’s look at Commentary magazine, the famous neocon rag now edited by John Podhoretz, who can be easily analogized to Bill Kristol, I guess, for having a much more intelligent and talented father and then sort of soiling the family legacy in the name of pride and stupidity. Or hey, for a more zeitgeist-y example Ms. Meghan McCain is also a good comparison. So, John “Blogette” Podhoretz is the Meghan McCain in this situation and Commentary is his monthly Twitter. What has Meghan Podhoretz been tweeting about as of late? Foreign policy, the economy, and, what’s this, long-time New Yorker intern David Denby, whose first foray into cultural relevance has been an unmitigated disaster. Read more on Commenting On Commentary, With A Denby Cameo Because Of Course…
 

Diplomatic Idol John Bolton To Address Gay Thing

The Log Cabin Republicans (the openly gay party members) are hosting their magical conference this weekend at the above pool. Former U.N. Ambassador and extremely bigoted snuffleupagus John Bolton, it appears, will even be showing up! Free mustache rides in the presidential cabana, all weekend long. [Log Cabin Republicans via Marc Ambinder] Read more on Diplomatic Idol John Bolton To Address Gay Thing…
 

Condi ‘n’ Kozy Sitting in a Tree

Each week, veteran Condiwatcher Peter Huestis (also known as Princess Sparkle Pony) provides a summary of the searing wit and infinite wisdom of America’s Favorite Princess Diplomat™! Last week started off exciting with an OMG SURPRISE trip to Iraq and a luv connection with Sarkozy. But then along came the Grinch who stole the week before Xmas, John Bolton! Ew! All this and Black Leather Condi Glove Turkeys after the jump! Read more on Condi ‘n’ Kozy Sitting in a Tree…