Tag: john bolton

Why Wait For The Primaries? GOP 2016 Poll Lets You Pick Terrible Candidates Now

Reince Priebus tweeted out an invitation today to go "Pick who you want to be the next president," via the RNC's excellent new survey toy. And what a broad selection of fine candidates there is, even though no one's...

John McCain And Jennifer Rubin Sittin’ In A Tree, Being W-R-O-N-G

Oh, golly, John McCain. You probably should have given this a bit more thought, maybe. When Jennifer Rubin says that you and the other two "amigos," Kelly Ayotte and Martin Short Lindsey Graham, are "distinguished pols of the week,"...

GOP Suddenly Super-Opposed To Freeing American POWs For Some (Obama) Reason (Obama)

Over the weekend, you may have heard, the United States secured the release of its only POW from the ridiculously long war in Afghanistan. Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, who had been held by the Taliban since he apparently wandered away...

Mike Huckabee Offers Creative Renovation Advice For United Nations Building

Former Arkansas governor, teevee talker, and maybe serious presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is doing That Thing He Does once again, throwing red meat to the right wing, probably to be followed by an appearance on the Daily Show where...

GOP Done Being Mad Obama Isn’t Asking For Permission To Bomb Syria; Now Mad … You Get The Idea

So that was some kind of long weekend, eh? Whilst Americans were all mandatorily eatin' ribs and shooting babies out their twats in accordance with the official definition of that which is Labor Day (thanks, Union Thugs!) President Obama...

WaPo’s Jennifer Rubin: John Bolton Is Louis CK And George W. Bush Is Mother Teresa

What is it like to be inside Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin's head? Swimming in that soup of confusion and anger all the time? Living with the pressure of pushing out 6, 7, 8 posts per day about just...

Secret Conservative Group ‘Groundswell’ Plotted World Domination Through Unbeatable Combination Of Hashtags And Whining

David Corn has a big scoopy scoop today and it is a dose of pure, uncut, unadulterated schadenfreude injected directly into our veins. And we hate needles! Still, we shot up and our eyes rolled back in our head...

NSA Leaks: Too Many Dare Call It ‘Treason’

Lord but is this NSA shitfuffle giving some of our elected officials and political figures a chance to do their best impressions of spaghetti-western-era Clint Eastwood (which for our money is the best era Clint Eastwood - we would...

How Sad, Fox News Is Going To Have To Run A Pathetically Stupid Correction Again

Here is a video of Fox & Friends anchorstiff Brian Kilmeade talking to Diplomacy Expert -- if by "diplomacy" you mean "Let's bomb Iran" -- John Bolton about Benghazi, trying to find one more person to accuse of Doing It...

Concussion-Gate: Hillary Clinton Perpetrates America’s Most Nefarious Coverup

For us, the worst part of this Benghazi incident (NEVER FORGET! WORSE THAN 9/11 AND WORLD WAR TWO AND STAR WARS EPISODES 1-3 COMBINED!) is that we have to hear what John Bolton thinks about anything at all. Unless...

Bitter Old Senators And Hot Young Thing Deeply Troubled By Americans’ Inexplicable Refusal To Freak Out Over Benghazi

Egad! Horrible lying liar Susan Rice and acting CIA Director Mike Morrell met with senators John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and new amiga Kelly Ayotte, and she scurrilously admitted that what she said on TV talk shows five days after...

No, John Bolton, They Were Just Laughing At A Dick Joke

Yesterday Joe Biden was yakkin' about foreign policy at NYU and said, "I promise you, the President has a big stick. I promise you." All of the students laughed at this, because, ha ha, penis. Yes, that's what they...

Mitt Romney Somehow Liberal Now For Hiring Gay GOP War Salesman

The Mitt Romney campaign hired a gay! But that's just a matter of statistics, right, because come on, the Gay Old Party, et cetera? No, this Richard Grenell, Romney's new "national security and foreign policy spokesman," is an openly...

Newt Gingrich Needs Two Times As Many Bathrooms As Everyone Else

Here is some particularly gross gossip unearthed by the Smoking Gun that somehow met the "news" qualification at the Washington Post: according to this rider from a 2010 speaking engagement in Missouri, Newt Gingrich's lengthy demands include two bathrooms...

Single Photograph Will Keep You From Ever Thinking About Sex Again

Do you have a "pretend sex addiction"? Or, if you're lucky enough to occasionally be around people who drunkenly agree to have sex with you, do you lack interest in "real sex" because of the hot Internet trend of...

Professional President Newt Gingrich Says Obama ‘Amateurish’ On Egypt

"I think the fact that they appointed a very able diplomat Frank Wisner and within two days were publicly contradicting him is you know so amateurish," Gingrich told CNN Chief National Correspondent John King. "I was with John Bolton...