Tag: john bolton

BREITBART SIRENS! TRUMP UNDER HOUSE ARREST/COUP, ACCORDING TO IDIOTS!

Pizzagate dude and Breitbart aren't freaking out, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!

Harvey Steals Trump’s Thunder. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug, 29, 2017

Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump’s New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen?

Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.

Trump Fishing For Terrorists…In Sweden? Wonkagenda, Mon. Feb 20, 2017

Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!
Swear to god, thought that was Roger Stone at first.

Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was

Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.

John Bolton Wants To Pick A Fight! Wonkagenda for Thursday, December, 15, 2016

Trump scares weapons merchants, John Bolton scares everybody, and Alex Jones learns about "The Streisand Effect". Your daily news brief!

John Bolton’s Mustache Bristling At Barack Obama For Hacking The DNC And Blaming It On Russia

John Bolton thinks we shouldn't hastily assume the Russians hacked U.S. elections, so he hastily assumed Barack Obama is lying.

The RNC Has Nothing But Love For Russia. Your Wonkagenda For December 12, 2016

Trump's team doesn't believe it's own intel, Rick Perry might get a new job, and China has some explosive thoughts about Taiwan.

Rachel Maddow Correctly Labels Wonkette ‘Best Website In The World’

Hi, Rachel, hi! Can Wonkette come live with you?

Hey You Sad, Sulking Liberals, Get Off Your Asses And DO THIS.

Let's get Louisiana Democrat Foster Campbell in the Senate, to fight against Trump Louisiana-style!

Save Us, John McCain, You’re Our Only Hope! (Wait, Did We Just Say That?)

John McCain is none too pleased with Donald Trump's stated desire to cuddle with Vladimir Putin.

Time For Rand Paul’s Biannual Five Minutes Of Sense

Rand Paul thinks neither Rudy Giuliani nor John Bolton should be Secretary of State. Look for more sense from him in 2018!

RNC Day One Round-Up: Here Are The Hottest Cops We’ve Seen So Far

You guys, Cleveland is NUTS. And also kinda chill, also too.

Obama Gives Thoughtful, Reflective Speech In Hiroshima, Wingnuts Be Damned

Barack Obama's speech in Hiroshima was so good we forgot to be all smartassed about it.

WaPo’s Jennifer Rubin Breaks Up With Abusive Dumb Nightmare Boyfriend, The GOP

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin breaks up with the GOP for being too crass, stupid, and angry. Maybe she is libertarian-curious?
Bachmann kept trying to get the Riddler into Conversion Therapy

Iowa Freedom Summit To Gather Most Of America’s Rightwing Idiots In One Place

Oh, dear lord, Iowa is going to be like a superdense mass of Dumb this weekend, as Rep. Steve King and Citizens United host the "Iowa Freedom Summit" -- kind of a Moronic Convergence of rightwing political hacks all...