Tag: john bolton
Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though!
WAAAAAAAAH, it's unfair that Rob Porter had to go away just because he beated all the wives.
We are starting to sense a pattern here!
Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.
HR McMaster is quit-fired for John Bolton, you're about to see Trump's peener, and join us in DC for the March For Our Lives!
TELL EVERYONE YOU EVER MET.
Just another day in President Shit Waffle's America!
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
Pizzagate dude and Breitbart aren't freaking out, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!
Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!
Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.