Tag: john bolton

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.

NRA Didn’t Use Any Dirty Russian Money In 2016 Election … Oh You Mean THAT Dirty Russian Money?

No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though!

Sad And Lonely Trump Misses His Old Wife-Beaty Friend Rob :(

WAAAAAAAAH, it's unfair that Rob Porter had to go away just because he beated all the wives.

You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Another Lawyer In The White House Would Like To Quit

We are starting to sense a pattern here!

Trump Hires John Bolton As New National Security Adviser, We Are All Going To Die

Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.

Trump Quit-Fires Last Grown-Up In White House. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 23, 2018

HR McMaster is quit-fired for John Bolton, you're about to see Trump's peener, and join us in DC for the March For Our Lives!

BREAKING: Something Is Happening

TELL EVERYONE YOU EVER MET.

Stupid Trump Thinks He’s Good At Presidenting Now, So Let’s Fire Everybody Some More!

Just another day in President Shit Waffle's America!

Trump Just Yammering About Some Made-Up Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 15, 2018

Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

BREITBART SIRENS! TRUMP UNDER HOUSE ARREST/COUP, ACCORDING TO IDIOTS!

Pizzagate dude and Breitbart aren't freaking out, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!

Harvey Steals Trump’s Thunder. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug, 29, 2017

Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump’s New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen?

Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.