Tag: john boehner
Donald Trump doesn't have time for television. He's reading documents. Important documents.
Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.
If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.
Fore, score, and seven years ago.
No one should be able to deny you health care except an insurance company's call center.
Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ.
Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!
Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.
Pelosi can't stop chuckle-snorting about what a weenus Paul Ryan is, and it's GREAT.
Rep. Renee Ellmers, a Tea Party darling who was a reliable voice of wingnuttery on cable TV news, lost her primary election Tuesday after her seat was redistricted. We wish her a fond farewell and a well-deserved obscurity.
Did Hillary do something wrong? Yeah. Did everybody else do something wrong too? Yeah. IS EVERYBODY SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID?
If there's one thing we can all agree on at Wonkette, it's that the only thing worse than a lady is a cusser. Make that a cussing lady and we run for the hills! So we empathize with what Dead...
A federal judge ruled Thursday to kill Obama with fire, or at least shine a really warm light bulb on part of it.
Did you guys hear the news? NO, Ted Cruz did not die in a fire made out of dildos soaked with the blood of the risen Christ, why would you think that?! But you probably DID hear that Ted...
John Boehner is easy, breezy, and beautiful these days, ever since he sobbed his way out of his position as speaker of the House. We can only imagine how many adult beverages he's had since then, but we're hoping...
Fresh-faced dumb baby House Speaker Paul Ryan woked up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning! He did his P90X, said his affirmations into the mirror, and then tweeted out an idea he had been having, about how it would be...