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You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!

Do we love Sarah Palin? Probably not. Do we want her to waste away, like late-era Joey Heatherton or dead Karen Carpenter? NO. You can’t point and laugh at someone who’s barely able to lift her five-pound whore-wedgies! Read more on You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!…