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I guess I put my foot in my mouth. Bummer you can't do that!

Sen. Mark Kirk ‘Jokes’ About Tammy Duckworth’s Ethnicity, Military Service. How Can He Lose Now?

What is it about Tammy Duckworth that makes her opponents so stupid?

It’s Your Last Weekly Top Ten Before Donald Trump Devours The GOP Convention Whole!

Hi, Wonkers! It is time for your top ten funsies post, because it is the weekend and you DESERVE IT. We are on our way to the GOP convention, so we are writing this in the driver's seat of...

A Children’s Treasury Of Terrible Reactions To The Dallas Police Shooting Even Though Some People Were Nice

At least three rightwingers today have been thoughtful and compassionate in response to the deaths of Philando Castile, Alton Sterling, and five Dallas police officers, whoa what? But that doesn't mean that most of them haven't been terrible. Here...

Daily Caller And RedState Post Thoughtful Reactions To Dallas Police Shootings, Wait What?

The editor of National Review Online also had something decent to say!
Once a scumbag, always a scumbag.

Deadbeat Racist Former Congressman Joe Walsh Has Always Been At War With Human Decency

Trigger warning for JESUS IS THIS GUY FUCKING RACIST.

Donald Trump’s Dallas Statement Full Of Ennui Over Racial Tensions He Actively Incited

He's sending thoughts and prayers though!

Five Dallas Cops Killed By Sniper Who Wanted Race War. Joe Walsh Says He’s IN!

Gunmen fired on Dallas police Thursday night following a protest march, killing five and wounding seven.
Nope, can't come up with a joke about official portraits.

Will Tammy Duckworth’s Robot Feet Kick Mark Kirk Out Of The U.S. Senate?

Welcome to the second installment of our fun new weekly series on the 2016 Senate races. We have about as many weekends between now and November 8 as there are senatorial races, and so we're aiming to hit every...

If Legless Vet Tammy Duckworth Really Loved Vets, She Would Have Given More Limbs

Here is a good general rule that has zero exceptions to it. Never mock the military service of Illinois Rep. Tammy Duckworth, the veteran who lost two legs fightin' 'em over there in Iraq so we don't have to...

Wingnuts Agree: Obama Murdered Scalia Just Like He Murdered Breitbart And America

Well, that didn't take long. Within hours of Saturday's death of Antonin Scalia, the Wingnuttosphere was having a fine old time explaining it's UNPOSSIBLE for a 79-year-old Supreme Court justice to die of natural causes, because Reasons. There has...
He's just asking.

Republican Arkansas Governor To Spend MLK Day Stomping On Confederate Hearts

It's that special holiday again, the one where Republicans get on Twitter and Facespace and say things like, "You know, if Martin Luther King, Jr. was alive today, he wouldn't be such a fan of The Blacks!" You think...
The spire of One World Trade Center was lit in the French flag's colors Friday

Today We Are All Parisians. But Some Of Us Are Complete Idiots.

It's the day after another horrible massacre, and we've now entered the "We know most of the basics" phase, while for many, the "let's make political hay out of this" phase got rolling within the first hour. The "shock,...
I have a dream that one day, rightwingers will read more than that one line about 'the content of our character.'

Former Deadbeat Congressjerk Solves Black America’s Problems, With Twitter

Infamous deadbeat dad and former tea party congressschmuck Joe Walsh brings us this fine tweet that pretty much defies satire, or at least renders it thoroughly unnecessary: And after a couple hours, Walsh was back with another nugget of wisdom! This...

Tammy Duckworth Will Kick GOP Ass With Her Robot Feet All The Way To U.S. Senate

Genuine Iraq war hero and super-bad badass Tammy Duckworth, the Democratic Illinois representative who had the distinct pleasure of kicking Deadbeat Loser Joe Walsh's ass in 2012 -- with her robot feet! -- officially announced on Monday that she's...
Joe Walsh (R-Deadbeat)

America’s Worst Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Would Like Another Butt-Kicking Please

If you enjoy having all the last laughs at the former congressman and forever jerkface deadbeat dead loser Joe Walsh -- and really, who among us doesn't? -- The Hill has some EXCELLENT NEWS for you: Controversial former Rep. Joe...