joe the plumber
The Joe the Plumber Show, Coming To a Cheeto-Smudged Monitor Near You
Joe the Plumber was previously making a living with Pajamas Media somehow. He is now doing this. And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep.
Puppymilling Is Patriotic
Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher speaks out like MLK against the most crushingly anti-constitooshun special interest group in America, The Humane Society. [Breitbart] The Gaza strip is like Disneyland for Mohammed and friends, but only when Israel is operating the rides. [BareNakedIslam] America’s only hope is to return to the golden age of foodstuffs, the [...]
Joe The Plumber Elected Queen Of England
The results from the rather tasteless British election affair are in, many hours before the Polles commence: Joseph the Plumber of Ohio shall become the new Queen. The Queen’s be-Queening ceremony went like so: “Samuel ‘Joe’ Wurzelbacher, who was hailed by Republican John McCain’s presidential campaign in 2008, won one of nearly 400 seats on [...]
Joe The Plumber Wins Magical Award At Latest Wingnut Conference
Where the dickens is that knavish wingnut reporter Dave Weigel these days? In St. Louis, at the “How to Take Back America Conference,” along with every famous racist worth his or her salt. The hottest panels this weekend focused on: how to kill black people, why black people are worse than white people always, and [...]
Looks Like Things Didn’t Work Out So Well For Kenneth Gladney
Remember that wingnut Kenneth Gladney, who pretended to get super super beaten up by the Obama’s “union thugs” outside a town hall in St. Louis, and then wanted to make tons of money being half-famous like Joe the Plumber? His lawyer isn’t paying the website bills anymore! Huh. And so, with this, we will now [...]
Joe The Plumber Was So Violent At Some Conference!
This guy. Here he is at the 2009 “RightOnline” conference, which took place in Hell over the past weekend. In Joe’s speech, he said that his “size twelves” ensure the edumacation of his children. He stomps on his kids when they get bad grades! He also told an AlterNet reporter that back in the day, [...]
Andrew Sullivan Takes the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Scores In the 90th Percentile
Joe the Plumber was the keynote speaker at the Houston Teabag Fiesta. And here’s a fun video of him autographing female breasts with a sharpie while talking about those “damn illegals.” [Think Progress] RedState intern Michele Bachmann writes about Dealergate, and some sort of Executive Order she is cosponsoring that will outlaw the census. [RedState] [...]
God Told Joe The Plunger Not To Run For Office
Hmm. So maybe there is one of those “God” things after all? When asked if he’d run for political office, unlicensed handyman and Constitutional originalist Joe Wurzelbacher said, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’” Joe will be in Austin on July 3 to celebrate the [...]
FINALLY SOME JOE THE PLUMBER NEWS! He spoke somewhere and said hilarious things: “‘This country has been great for over 180 years,’ Wurzelbacher said after urging folks to study the Constitution. It wasn’t clear whether something happened in the late 1820s to make the United States great, but other than a few puzzled glances from [...]
Joe The Plumber Starts New Business: Pay Him Money For Nothing!
Joe the Plumber is so angry about something! Are you angry about something or not? Your opinion counts! Here’s your chance: for just $0.99 (hilarious rationale here) you can “sext” Joe the Plumber either your “yes” or your “no” opinion about whether the IRS should be abolished and replaced with the Fair Tax, which is [...]
C’mon Brother, Lay Off Joe The Plumber, Man, C’mon
This is simple enough: Joe The Plumber gets asked about the Employee Free Choice Act — the piece of legislation he is on tour rallying against, for a corporation — and does not know what it is. He tells the cameraman here, “Drop it, brother, drop it. I never said I was an expert, man.” [...]
Joe The Plumber To Persuade Arlen Specter To… Do Something He Already Did
On Tuesday, Arlen Specter shocked America’s unions by switching sides on the Employee Free Choice Act and promising he would vote “no” if it ever came to a vote, on which he may have been the filibuster-breaking vote, thereby most likely killing the legislation for at least this year. In response, Joe the Plumber has [...]
Joe The Plumber Looks To Bone Someone At Anti-Media Dinner
There seemed to be a hilarious awards ceremony dinner in Washington last night thrown by the Media Research Center, which researches how liberal and gay the media is. It was called the “DisHonor Awards” — see what they did there? — and so a bunch of assholes came to make “Obamessiah” jokes. Joe the Plumber [...]
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