Tag: joe the plumber

Joe The Plumber/Future Congressman Whining About ‘Gotcha’ Questions Already

Back before Joe the Plumber fell into an Internet spidy-hole and was still actually getting interviewed (granted, only by things called "Christianity Today"), America's sweetheart let slip with some—how to put this delicately—fucking nuts comments about the "queers" and...

Joe The Plumber May Become Congressman The Plumber

Before being a "job creator" was even a thing, Joe the Plumber bravely and famously confronted then-Senator Barack Obama to carp about problems from his made-up financial future as one of these as-yet unheard of "job creators." Now this...

Super Tuesday Murdered By Meh Wednesday

What's up, Cleveland Plain-Dealer? Pretty exciting night, there, yes, with your still hanging chads or somesuch but "advantage Romney," certainly what ho? So many exciting Politics in O-hi-o, with Elf Queen Consort Dennis Kucinich losing his fabled place in...

Joe the ‘Plumber’ & Kirk Cameron Plot Moral Crimes At CPAC

What are these two future co-presidents of Walmerica talking about, high above the commoners at CPAC? Nothing that makes any sense, that is for sure! Also is there some sort of Behind the Music style sob story to explain...

Has-Been Creepazoid ‘Joe The Plumber’ To Run Unsuccessfully For Congress

OH FINALLY:  here is this thing we briefly forgot about but will now post "for comedy" announcing that Samuel "Joe the Grifter Tax-Delinquent Fake Plumber" Wurzelbacher decided he is running as a Republican for a seat in the crappier...

Dim Beefcake Joe the Plumber Might Run for Congress

The GOP of Ohio was having another one of their weekly "drunk, diapered 'n dominated!" orgies one night recently, and out of the swirl of morning-after shame and closeted self-loathing they decided they'd order a mindless manly piece of...

‘An Evening With the Joe’s’: History’s Greatest GOP Meeting of Minds

Tonight, history will be made. "Join the launch of the historic effort to Defeat Barack Obama with America's most influential and conservative 'Joe's' at the pre-launch party," says the invitation. "No," you're thinking to yourself. "But — it's impossible,...

The Joe the Plumber Show, Coming To a Cheeto-Smudged Monitor Near You

Joe the Plumber was previously making a living with Pajamas Media somehow. He is now doing this. And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep. Does Joe the Plumber now live in the...

Puppymilling Is Patriotic

Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher speaks out like MLK against the most crushingly anti-constitooshun special interest group in America, The Humane Society. The Gaza strip is like Disneyland for Mohammed and friends, but only when Israel is operating the...

Joe The Plumber Elected Queen Of England

The results from the rather tasteless British election affair are in, many hours before the Polles commence: Joseph the Plumber of Ohio shall become the new Queen. The Queen's be-Queening ceremony went like so: "Samuel 'Joe' Wurzelbacher, who was...

Joe The Plumber Wins Magical Award At Latest Wingnut Conference

Where the dickens is that knavish wingnut reporter Dave Weigel these days? In St. Louis, at the "How to Take Back America Conference," along with every famous racist worth his or her salt. The hottest panels this weekend focused...

Looks Like Things Didn’t Work Out So Well For Kenneth Gladney

Remember that wingnut Kenneth Gladney, who pretended to get super super beaten up by the Obama's "union thugs" outside a town hall in St. Louis, and then wanted to make tons of money being half-famous like Joe the Plumber?...

Joe The Plumber Was So Violent At Some Conference!

This guy. Here he is at the 2009 "RightOnline" conference, which took place in Hell over the past weekend. In Joe's speech, he said that his "size twelves" ensure the edumacation of his children. He stomps on his kids...

Andrew Sullivan Takes the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Scores In the 90th Percentile

Joe the Plumber was the keynote speaker at the Houston Teabag Fiesta. And here's a fun video of him autographing female breasts with a sharpie while talking about those "damn illegals." RedState intern Michele Bachmann writes about Dealergate, and...

God Told Joe The Plunger Not To Run For Office

Hmm. So maybe there is one of those "God" things after all? When asked if he'd run for political office, unlicensed handyman and Constitutional originalist Joe Wurzelbacher said, "I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that...

Joe The Plumber Says Founding Fathers Hated Communism, Which Was Invented 60 Years After The Constitution

Well, that's what this dingus gets for not carrying around a pocket-sized copy of The Communist Manifesto, which was pretty clearly published in 1848, MANY MOONS after the drafting of the Constitution. At a recent appearance in Wausau, Wisconsin,...