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Posts Tagged ‘Joe Sestak’

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Sestak And Specter Already Going At It

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Break it up, ladiesCatfight, Pennsylvania-style! Several months ago, Arlen Specter made the very principled and selfless decision to switch parties so as to avoid an ugly primary battle with a “real Republican,” which is to say, a vicious and crazed wingnut who would win the GOP nomination and then lose the election to any Democratic candidate short of a goat. It was the perfect plan: Specter could stay in the Senate, as Democrat, as long as nobody ran against him in that party’s primary. MORE »


NO NO NO IT SAYS 'COKE' RING

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Now there's a fun new way to support your candidate!WELL THAT IS CERTAINLY ONE WAY TO RAISE MONEY FOR A CAMPAIGN: History proves that there is no faster way to accumulate quick cash than by setting up a cocaine ring. (Thanks to “Dip from Philly” for the tip.) [Politics PA]


WHAAA?

Joe Sestak Tells Folks He’s Running For Senate

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Didn't he get the memo?Noooo this is not fair to poor Arlen Specter, who debased and humiliated himself by switching over to the Democrat party and cavorting with filthy hedonists like Earth, Wind and Fire in exchange for a permanent Senate sinecure. In fact Joe Biden agreed to personally mash the reproductive organs of anybody who dared mount a primary campaign against Specter. But looky here, Democratic Rep. Joe Sestak is apparently writing fundraising letters to his “dear supporters” to let them know that yes, he intends to run for the Senate against Specter. Scandal! [TPM DC]


CONGRESS

Taking Quotes Out Of Context For Fun and Profit

Monday, August 7th, 2006

Curt Weldon, who’s held his House seat in the suburbs of Philly since the Bronze Age, seems to be in a bit of a tussle this time around, at least when it comes to fundraising, with Democrat Joe Sestak: admiral, PhD, and damn handsome sumbitch. Sestak claims that Weldon is losing sight of what’s important: MORE »