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OK Everyone, It’s Time To Chill Out About Rachel Maddow RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST

Rachel Maddow sure indeedy did get our attention, didn't she?

Joe And Mika Officially Dumping Donald Trump Like The Filth He Is

It was a beautiful marriage, but it had to end eventually.

Joe And Mika HATE This One Chick ‘Steve Bannon’, Like OMG Becky

Let's watch as the 'Morning Joe' kids realize that Steve Bannon is really bad, like for real.

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Joe And Mika Just Turned On Lying Kellyanne Conway Like A Couple Of Heathers

Oh no, are Joe and Mika being SEXIST to Kellyanne again?

Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017

Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!

Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.

Mika and Joe think pissy, autocratic Trump twit Stephen Miller is a pissy, autocratic little twit.

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
This is what it would look like if Joe and Mika were young parents of a stolen Wonkette Baby.

Joe Scarborough Has Finally Stopped Crying

What a relief!

Kellyanne Conway Panhandling For Own Salary Now

Oh no, is the Trump transition team POOR?

Joe And Mika DID NOT Make Out With Donald Trump On New Year’s Eve, SHUT UP!

They DID NOT party with Trump for New Year's, even though they are all totally BFFs.

Trump’s Got A Dirty Russian Secret. Wonkagenda For Monday, January 2, 2017

Donald Trump's doesn't trust computers, the GOP is dusting off its old plans, and a rich white lady wants, "black people food." Your morning news brief!
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

Syrians Are Just Dying To Tell You Something! Wonkagenda for Wednesday, December 14, 2016

How Russia stole all our magic Internet points, A New DNC Challenger Appears, and why Tom Delay thinks Obama is racist. Your Daily News Brief!

The Twitter Donald Trump Sees Is The Best Twitter, So Luxurious, Just Tremendous

What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.