Liz Glover has been terrorizing the douchebags in New Hampshire with her pink-and-green Barbie polaroid camera. Why that’s her with famous Respected Intellectual Conservative Bill Kristol! Can you believe he wouldn’t even take a question? [Sigh], there goes another role model. More famous assholes after the jump. MORE »

So. That horrific press conference where Mike Huckabee denounced negativity by being negative, which makes for a double negative, which means no presidencies4you? Didn’t get a lot of play in local Iowa newspapers yesterday. And since the Internet hasn’t made it to Iowa yet, the print newspaper remains king of the land! So it may or may not be a major HOWARD DEAN MOMENT, but either way, Huck’s last minute reversal may have cost the campaign around $150,000. And yes, that’s Joe Scarborough partying with Huck in the photo. I ask for the 40th time: Who the fuck is this crazy man from Arkansas? [Politico]

Mike Huckabee appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe this morning and, among other things, discussed that Christmas ad with the floating not-so-subliminal white cross in the background. (Quick aside: The whole message of the video is about Jesus being the only thing that matters. Why is an intersection of two white lines in the background somehow more controversial than the scary ass sounds that come out of his mouth? Some fucking people….) ANYWAY, Huckabee explains that it was just a bookshelf, and Joe Scarborough laughs his ass off; then at the end his little blond co-host gets bitingly sarcastic. Where’s Tucker Carlson when you need him?

On MSNBC’s teapartyesque Morning Joe show this… morning… the rarely opinionated Joe Scarborough lectured his co-hosts about Keith Kerr, the gay old soldier man who harassed Republicans last night while secretly harboring platonic love with Hillary Clinton. He claims that CNN saying it didn’t know Kerr worked for Clinton before giving him like 15 minutes of limelight is “total crap.” It was later revealed that Scarborough works for the MSNBC steering committee, and MSNBC planted him on his own show.

Pat Robertson endorsed Rudy Giuliani this morning, despite the latter’s obvious hatred of God. Watch Joe Scarborough break it down in the clip above! And in other social conservative news, ex-presidential candidate Sen. Sam Brownback will endorse John McCain this afternoon in Iowa. No one loves Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney sad!

Pat Robertson Endorses Giuliani [WP]
McCain gets conservative boost with Brownback endorsement [CNN]

This week Rudy Giuliani proves there’s nothing more American than baseball and S&M while Valerie Plame and Kiefer Sutherland blow their covers, and Tucker Carlson just blows. Plus Joe Scarborough, James Carville and everyone’s favorite tequila slurping laborer.

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Blogger All Hat, No Cattle is outraged and incensed that Joe Scarborough sent her a Cease and Desist letter. And all AHNC did to bring this down on her head was insinuate repeatedly and with funny MSPaint illustrations that Scarborough killed an intern! Here’s the text of the C&D:

People have wanted to sue us, we’ve received C&D’s, we’ve read the C&D’s of others, and this is more or less the most amicable one we’ve ever read. Not that we think bloggers should be barred from accusing pundits of murder (we hear Tucker Carlson totally killed a McDonald’s cashier for not supersizing his Diet Coke!), but Joe seems to have hired a pretty lazy lawyer. Joe, you want the number of Michelle Malkin’s guy? MORE »

• George Allen’s campaign trying to hire “conservative blog maven” to put out the fires next time he blurts out an onomatopoetic racial slur. [Hotline On Call]

• GOP attacks Kos, publishes dirty words on site. [GOP.com]
• Joe Scarborough covers “Fake News vs. Fox News” as if it’s real news. [Crooks and Liars]
• Tucker Carlson removed his satin shirt before calling the Democratic leadership, “wussies.” [Media Matters]
• Magic chicken bones indicate nation to enter recession. [Jeff Matthews Is Not Making This Up]
• The rest of the world hates America because, “they’re just mad we thought of bombing them before they thought of bombing themselves.” [Pandagon]

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