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Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude

We still liked that birdie though!

Get Under Your School Desk, Here’s The Dumbest Shit Trump Has Ever Said About Nukes

Now that Trump is having war-gasms toward North Korea, it's useful to see if he's learned anything about nuclear weapons. SPOILER HE HASN'T.

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Everything’s Coming Up Vegan Buttholes In Your Weekly Top Ten

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Joe And Mika Explain What A Gross Fucking Creep Donald Trump Really Is

It's fucking stunning we're having this conversation about the sitting president of the United States.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains Why Trump Is Thin-Skinned Weenus Who Twitter-Punches Girls

FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING. Did we mention Sarah Huckabee Sanders is full of shit?

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Jesus, Donald Trump, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

The president of the most powerful nation on earth is on Twitter, making plastic surgery jokes about a mean lady on TV.

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE!

We are just asking, because it SURE SEEMS LIKE IT!