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Mika Brzezinski Unsure Why Mark Halperin’s Accusers Don’t Want To Have Tea With Him

It is not the job of these women to facilitate Mark Halperin's redemption arc.

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017

Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.

Orrin Hatch And Chuck Grassley In Poor-Shitting Contest, Congratulations, Both Win!!!!

We also have to do something about all those welfare Cadillacs.

Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama’s Real Birf Certifkit

BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.

Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.

SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017

Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.

Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude

We still liked that birdie though!

Get Under Your School Desk, Here’s The Dumbest Shit Trump Has Ever Said About Nukes

Now that Trump is having war-gasms toward North Korea, it's useful to see if he's learned anything about nuclear weapons. SPOILER HE HASN'T.

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.