Tag: joe biden

Before we properly begin Ted Cruz Is A Half-Witted Lick-Knob: Episode MXVIII, let us assure you that we are not that guy. This is a safe space...

Stop the newsreels, for it's time to sing a lustful, off-key rendition of the Marilyn Monroe birthday song, not to the president of the...

OH MY STARS, there is going to be a duel on the White House lawn at high noon, and it is going to be...

Well hello there, Wonkers. It's Sunday afternoon, time for your weekly top ten list, and it is also NOVEMBER OH MY HOW TIME FLIES!...

Remember that time The Media spent three months breathlessly BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!!! reporting rumors from anonymous sources that Joe Biden was totally going to run...

After crushing it in her marathon testimony before the Benghazi Inquisition (which unlike the Spanish one, didn't even offer her a comfy chair), Hillary...

Here's a story sure to knock Benghazi out of the headlines for the rest of the day: Lincoln Chafee has decided to drop out...

Finally, after weeks and weeks and WEEKS AND FUCKING WEEKS of know-nothing speculation, we have our answer. Old Handsome Joe Biden is not running for...

Hey there, fundamentalist Christian fuckweasels, how ya doing? Confused about election season? Wanting to make sure you've picked the right candidate, and won't accidentally...

Joe Biden is not running for president. Contrary to Anonymous Sources and People Involved and Internet Rumors and Some Saying and Maureen Dowd, the...

Former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley is finally getting some attention paid to him in the Democratic primary; unfortunately, it's the kind of attention a...

It is a well-known fact that there is nobody in the world who REALLY loves Ted Cruz. All the people who say they do...

Vice President Joe "Old Handsome Joe Biden" Biden is running for president, y'all! Or maybe not! Some sources who are "close to Biden" or...

Let's get a couple things out of the way right now. Lincoln Chafee (D-Used To Be R, Then I) is never going to be...

Hale, fellows, and salutations! What say we repair to our divans, a libation in the old paw, and nod sagely in agreement as first...

On a scale of one to comatose, how sexcited are you for Tuesday's Democratic primary debate in Las Vegas? Hey. Hey, you. Wake up....

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