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Joe Barton Hard At Work On New Important Legislation
by Jim Newell 1:45 pm May 1, 2009
The AP on America’s Smartest Legislator, the Stumper: “Republican Rep. Joe Barton of Texas said Friday that efforts to tinker with the BCS are bound to fail. He told a House hearing that the BCS is like communism and can’t be fixed. Barton has introduced legislation that would prevent the NCAA from labeling a game [...]
Al Gore, Wingnut Lady Nearly Come To Fisticuffs
by Jim Newell 3:43 pm April 24, 2009
Al Gore’s on Capitol Hill today to talk about his science! So is Newt Gingrich, for no apparent reason. But back to Al Gore! Here’s Tennessee meanie Rep. Marsha Blackburn calling Al Gore an evil criminal, just looking for a profit like your average dyed-in-the-wool socialist. (?). Then he tells her, hey Marsha, don’t you [...]
Joe ‘Stumper’ Barton Has A New Thought About The Future, See?
by Jim Newell 3:05 pm April 24, 2009
Texas Rep. Joe Barton has been harnessing all of the momentum he built up the other day when he kicked the everlasting fuck out of that Chinese science fag, “Choo Choo,” with his mind powers. According to the Sierra Club hippies, Barton followed up yesterday with this uber-pwnage: “Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) says Americans will [...]
Dumb Congressman Brags About ‘Stumping’ Nobel-Winning Energy Secretary With Stupid Question
by Jim Newell 5:44 pm April 22, 2009
Here is an official clip prepared by the office of Texas Rep. Joe Barton titled, “Where Does Oil Come From? Question leaves Energy Secretary puzzled.” This title alone should tell you enough about what really happened.
