Joe Arpaio
Start Your Morning Off With Sheriff Joe In A Corset (Because We Hate You)
Yeah boy look at that this sweet piece of human rights violating ass right here. This is indeed Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio in his office just daring you to bury your head in his sweet man-mammaries. Just take a moment to gaze into the stark dichotomy between the background of the picture, with its [...]
Steven Seagal, American Hero, Trains Armed Vigilante Posse In Arizona
We can all learn from Steven Seagal, American hero, who just keeps giving and giving and giving and then when you think he can’t give any more, BOOM, there he is, magnanimously creating jobs for female Russian masseuses, and then POW, don’t look now, but there goes Steven Seagal, shooting at (illegal) Mexicans in Texas, [...]
Let’s Classify This AZ Secretary of State’s Birther Email Demands As ‘Comedy Gold’
Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett has been in hot pursuit of extra-double email verification from the Hawaii government of Barack Obama’s birth certificate. Bennett made a pledge to the state’s voters — no extra-double email verification, no Obama on the ballot. What’s the big deal, haters? He’s only seeking this unique extra verification because [...]
Obama May Not Make The Arizona Ballot For Usual Stupid Arizona Reasons
Your Wonkette is going to write a fun sentence and it is going to be true. Arizona’s Secretary of State has threatened not to put President of the United States of America Barack Obama on the ballot this fall because (a) he had a persuasive chit-chat with World Net Daily arch-grifter Jerome Corsi and (b) [...]
Joe Arpaio Demands Barack Obama’s 1980 Selective Service Card
Arizona humiliation Sheriff Joe Arpaio has called on the Director of U.S. Selective Service System to have his agency “conduct an investigation into Barack Obama’s Selective Service registration form from 1980.” Ha! Here’s what you should tell him, Director of U.S. Selective Service System Lawrence G. Romo: No, you dumphead. Then again, Joe Arpaio did [...]
Joe Arpaio Fine With Sex-Crimes As Long As They’re Against Illegals
GAH. When we pleaded with the universe last week for leading insane racist and pink panty queen Joe Arpaio to be the next high-profile Republican sheriff to become embroiled in a “ghey sex for meth” scandal, we made our offhanded Xmas wish sort of figuring that was the worst the universe could do on the [...]
GOP Candidates Fight For Support of America’s Most Insane Racist
The GOP is of course known generally as the “pro-genocide party” when it comes to illegal immigrants, but the field of GOP presidential candidates appears to be worried that America’s dim racist slobs have not been able to connect them enough with this platform. “Hey,” the Racist Slob Empire of Arizona whispered, “we’ve got a guy [...]
‘An Evening With the Joe’s': History’s Greatest GOP Meeting of Minds
Tonight, history will be made. “Join the launch of the historic effort to Defeat Barack Obama with America’s most influential and conservative ‘Joe’s’ at the pre-launch party,” says the invitation. “No,” you’re thinking to yourself. “But — it’s impossible, right? They can’t get all three.” OH, BUT THEY CAN. The Tea Party Express’ Our Country [...]
That Arizona Sheriff Guy Is Winning Senate Race, of Course
Can anyone take a guess as to who Arizona Republicans want to replace Jon Kyl as their next senator? No? Okay, close your eyes and imagine that a scary Mexican man with bloodshot eyes and cocaine pouring out of his orifices is pointing a gun at you and the only way to stop him is [...]
Arizona Sheriff Guy Excitedly Hands ‘Pink Underwear’ To Sarah Palin
You know, like at all meetings of great minds. (We don’t want to click on this “Twitpic” either.) [TPM]
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