Tag: Joe Arpaio

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Old Cracker Sheriff Joe Arpaio Loses Re-Election, Still Faces Jail Time (Lock Him Up!)

America's Most Publicity-Seeking Sheriff is out on his keister.

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Early Voters (Of The Mexican Type) May Have Already Saved America From Spray-Tan Hitler!

Dear sane people: RELAX. And VOTE. Are you relaxing, and also voting? Do that right now!

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
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Joe Arpaio Faces Contempt Charges As Feds Grab Him By The Posse

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

In Bitchfight Between Trump And Mexican President, Who’s Lying? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

But it depends what the meaning of 'is' is.

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 22, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 10, 2016

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RNC Night Four: Let’s Watch the Trumpendämmerung Together! A Livebloog.

Let's all watch the final night of terror at the Republican National Convention. Hope you bought booze!
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Joe Arpaio Will Jazz Up The Uniforms Of Heat-Stricken Prison Inmates With Tiny American Flags

Sheriff Joseph Arpaio almost definitely has a human skin lamp in his sunroom.

Hillary Clinton Might Win Arizona LOL

No really, it could happen!

What Disgusting ‘Food’ Stuffs Are Sports Stadiums Shoving Into Your Faces Today?

Major League Baseball released its list of stadium foods last Thursday, and we have only one question: who the hell let Guy Fieri design every ballpark food in America? In their quest to push the boundaries of stadium food science,...
It's so rare to see someone who cares about the Flag

SCOTUS Smacks Down Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Fever Dreams Of Deporting President Obama

Bad news for Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the scourge of humanity and also Arizona. While the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear United States v. Texas, a case about President Obama's executive order to hit the pause button on deporting 4...

PETA Delivers Vegan Jerky, Smug Condescension To Oregon Doofbuckets

In a statement early Wednesday, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals announced they would be answering the mating call of the endangered Northwest Constitution-Humping Booby by bringing victuals to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. The Refuge is currently...
That ol' charmer is at it again

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Fixin’ To Protect Arizona With Private Army. What Could Go Wrong?

Joe Arpaio, the Maricopa County sheriff who's mastered the art of turning the fears of conservative voters into popular if ineffective crime-stopping stunts, is gearing up for his 2016 re-election bid with a call for all 250,000 Arizona concealed...
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Man Nabbed In Horsef*cking Sting, Not Even From Florida

You may want to have some brain bleach on hand for this one. A gentleman from Pennsylvania flew to Arizona for the specific purpose of doing sex to a horse (variously described as a "pony" or a "miniature horse"; we're...