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Old Handsome Joe Biden Calls Donald Trump A Idiot In Nicest Way Possible, Then Has Ice Cream

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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

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Barack Obama Can Slow-Jam Us ANY TIME. Your Weekly Top Ten.

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Let’s Dance With Prince One More Time. Your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party

It's been almost a week since Prince left to go teach Heaven how to Gett Off, and we are still sad, but that doesn't mean we are not dancing! Which is good, because it's time for your Weekly Dance...
Remember how dirty, scuffed up spaceships were a big deal?

Here, Have A Lot More Star Wars Crap: Your Saturday Nerdout

Happy Long Weekend Saturday, Nerdlings, and here is a whole bunch of Nerdstuff that we meant to bring you last weekend, except some rogue Bernie Sanders droids had to go and steal the blueprints for Hillary Clinton's electoral battle...

Emma Stone, Tom Graeff, Sideboob, And All The Donald Sterling You Can Handle In These Happy Nice Time Links

We've got so very very much happiness in these Happy links for you today. You should really watch Emma Stone murder Jimmy Fallon in a lip sync contest. Jon Stewart explored just how racist Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling are. You can...

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions To CBS Declaring Stephen Colbert Pope Of Late Night

It looks like almost everyone on Twitter is congratulating Stephen Colbert on his being chosen to take over David Letterman's Late Show, except for a few people who are surprised-not-surprised that the job went to a middle-aged white guy,...

Ten Pounds Of Happy Nice Time In A Five Pound Bag

You can't even believe the sheer volume of Happy Nice Time Happiness we have for you today. Do you want to hear about how the gays made it so you have to use Internet Explorer now because of how...

Sarah Palin Tells ‘Vladimir Putin’ A Mama Grizzly Joke In Jimmy Fallon Sketch, And It’s Not Terrible

Jimmy Fallon's Vladimir Putin schtick just won't seem to go away, and so why not add to the pain by adding someone else who just won't go away? So here's Sarah Palin, trying out her comedy chops for the...

Let’s Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans

Scott Brown would like to be the junior senator from New Hampshire. Or maybe not. Whatevs. “Do I have the best credentials? Probably not. ‘Cause, you know, whatever. But I have long and strong ties to this state.” Compelling! Jimmy Fallon...

Jimmy Fallon Recreates Actual Obama-Putin Phone Call, Including The Songs

For your Clipbait this morning we bring you this important Geopolitical Satire about the continuing crisis in Ukraine, which the Daily Caller hails as an unprecedented slam against Obamacare and a scathing attack on "Obama’s feckless handling of Ukraine."...

Jimmy Fallon Stars In The Vladimir Putin Cold War Kickstarter Campaign

Because we are a Happy Nice Time blog not a Geopolitical Feelings blog, we don't talk a ton about Russia, even though we've learned that Edward Snowden thinks they are super awesome on human rights and Ron Paul lurrrvvees...

Watch Michelle Obama, Jimmy Fallon, And Will Ferrell In This SNL Sketch From 1986 (Video)

Submitted for your approval: A Saturday Night Live sketch out of time, with Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell in drag as teen girls, joined by FLOTUS Michelle Obama in one of those guest appearances that proves that a prominent...

America, Greet Your New Rap God: News Dude Brian Williams (Video)

There are almost no words for how beautiful this Tonight Show mashup is: NBC anchor Brian Williams and reporter Lester Holt are edited into Sugar Hill Gang's classic "Rapper's Delight." We've seen similar compilations of news snippets, but this...

Mitt Romney Personality Chip Set To ‘Affable’ For Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Slow Jam The News’

So here is Mitt Romney playing straight man to Jimmy Fallon, making a generically pleasant call for an "end to all the partisan bickering in Washington" and plugging the Netflix documentary about Mitt Romney. There's even a little "47%"...

Born To Just Sit There Idling: Jimmy Fallon & Bruce Springsteen Team Up For Awesome Bridgeghazi Parody

Chris Christie has lost the Boss, not that he ever really had him. Here for your morning clipbait are Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen, two broken heroes on a last chance power drive...but mostly just stuck in traffic on...