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  smile like you mean it

Emma Stone, Tom Graeff, Sideboob, And All The Donald Sterling You Can Handle In These Happy Nice Time Links

We’ve got so very very much happiness in these Happy links for you today. You should really watch Emma Stone murder Jimmy Fallon in a lip sync contest. Jon Stewart explored just how racist Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling are. Read more on Emma Stone, Tom Graeff, Sideboob, And All The Donald Sterling You Can Handle In These Happy Nice Time Links…
  couldn't happen to a nicer guy

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions To CBS Declaring Stephen Colbert Pope Of Late Night

It looks like almost everyone on Twitter is congratulating Stephen Colbert on his being chosen to take over David Letterman’s Late Show, except for a few people who are surprised-not-surprised that the job went to a middle-aged white guy, and a few conservatives who are now going to boycott The Late Show because they had somehow forgotten to boycott it a few years ago when everyone in the Wingnuttosphere deliberately twisted a joke Letterman made. But for the most part people are happy, although some have a sad because it also means that the “Stephen Colbert” character will be leaving Comedy Central. Then again, that is just a character played by Stephen Colbert, so it’s possible that someone else could take over the role. How about Dick Sargent? Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions To CBS Declaring Stephen Colbert Pope Of Late Night…
  ode to joy

Ten Pounds Of Happy Nice Time In A Five Pound Bag

You can’t even believe the sheer volume of Happy Nice Time Happiness we have for you today. Do you want to hear about how the gays made it so you have to use Internet Explorer now because of how they hate freedom? Of course you do! Read more on Ten Pounds Of Happy Nice Time In A Five Pound Bag…
  clipbait

Sarah Palin Tells ‘Vladimir Putin’ A Mama Grizzly Joke In Jimmy Fallon Sketch, And It’s Not Terrible

Jimmy Fallon’s Vladimir Putin schtick just won’t seem to go away, and so why not add to the pain by adding someone else who just won’t go away? So here’s Sarah Palin, trying out her comedy chops for the sake of plugging her new reality teevee show. Spoiler alert: She actually delivers a funny line when “Putin” laments the state of his NCAA bracket, and asks how her bracket is doing. “Oh, thanks for asking. Bracket’s good — he’s gonna be six this month.” And then they play Pharrell Williams’ “Happy” on balalaika and flute, which may pretty well spell the end of that ditty’s popularity. Read more on Sarah Palin Tells ‘Vladimir Putin’ A Mama Grizzly Joke In Jimmy Fallon Sketch, And It’s Not Terrible…
  bonus clipbait

Let’s Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans

Scott Brown would like to be the junior senator from New Hampshire. Or maybe not. Whatevs. “Do I have the best credentials? Probably not. ‘Cause, you know, whatever. But I have long and strong ties to this state.” Compelling! Jimmy Fallon noticed how driven the perennial candidate was and decided, in last night’s monologue, to come up with some even more effective slogans for the illustrious Mr. Brown. Read more on Let’s Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans…
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Jimmy Fallon Recreates Actual Obama-Putin Phone Call, Including The Songs

For your Clipbait this morning we bring you this important Geopolitical Satire about the continuing crisis in Ukraine, which the Daily Caller hails as an unprecedented slam against Obamacare and a scathing attack on “Obama’s feckless handling of Ukraine.” Which is to say that there is a joke in the sketch about Obamacare being unpopular. Damn, at this rate, it’s only a matter of time until Fallon just has Dennis Miller on the show all the time. Read more on Jimmy Fallon Recreates Actual Obama-Putin Phone Call, Including The Songs…
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Jimmy Fallon Stars In The Vladimir Putin Cold War Kickstarter Campaign

Because we are a Happy Nice Time blog not a Geopolitical Feelings blog, we don’t talk a ton about Russia, even though we’ve learned that Edward Snowden thinks they are super awesome on human rights and Ron Paul lurrrvvees them. We will, however, succumb to Russia-talking if it involves Jimmy Fallon as Vladimir Putin. Read more on Jimmy Fallon Stars In The Vladimir Putin Cold War Kickstarter Campaign…
  clipbait

Watch Michelle Obama, Jimmy Fallon, And Will Ferrell In This SNL Sketch From 1986 (Video)

Submitted for your approval: A Saturday Night Live sketch out of time, with Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell in drag as teen girls, joined by FLOTUS Michelle Obama in one of those guest appearances that proves that a prominent non-actor is a “good sport” — a little stiff but game, exactly as she should be. Michelle plays it just right — she’s clearly having fun, playing it mostly straight, with only a minimum of mugging required of her. Plus kale chips. Read more on Watch Michelle Obama, Jimmy Fallon, And Will Ferrell In This SNL Sketch From 1986 (Video)…
  clipbait

America, Greet Your New Rap God: News Dude Brian Williams (Video)

There are almost no words for how beautiful this Tonight Show mashup is: NBC anchor Brian Williams and reporter Lester Holt are edited into Sugar Hill Gang’s classic “Rapper’s Delight.” We’ve seen similar compilations of news snippets, but this one’s seamless — each word is perfectly timed. The sound/video editors deserve Emmys for this. We simply can’t stop watching it. Also, Kathie Lee Gifford in the shortest cameo in video history. Read more on America, Greet Your New Rap God: News Dude Brian Williams (Video)…
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Mitt Romney Personality Chip Set To ‘Affable’ For Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Slow Jam The News’

So here is Mitt Romney playing straight man to Jimmy Fallon, making a generically pleasant call for an “end to all the partisan bickering in Washington” and plugging the Netflix documentary about Mitt Romney. There’s even a little “47%” joke in there. It’s not a bad performance for the Mittbot; he seems reasonably un-stiff, and the light load of comedic lifting is mostly handled by Jimmy Fallon and Questlove. And best of all, you can watch it right here, without having to experience the horror of reading political arguments in YouTube comments. Read more on Mitt Romney Personality Chip Set To ‘Affable’ For Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Slow Jam The News’…
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Born To Just Sit There Idling: Jimmy Fallon & Bruce Springsteen Team Up For Awesome Bridgeghazi Parody

Chris Christie has lost the Boss, not that he ever really had him. Here for your morning clipbait are Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen, two broken heroes on a last chance power drive…but mostly just stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge. With the lanes out of Fort Lee closed, Wendy had better just not get her hopes up, is what they’re saying: Read more on Born To Just Sit There Idling: Jimmy Fallon & Bruce Springsteen Team Up For Awesome Bridgeghazi Parody…
  flotus files

Here Is Just A Video Of Michelle Obama Dancing, For Fun And Nice-Time!

Watch this video! It is our First Lady Michelle Obama and what appears to be the mom who was way too involved at your middle school/Jimmy Fallon, doing a silly dance! It is the combined birthday wish of both your Editrix Rebecca and FLOTUS Correspondent Blair that you watch this video and do not think too much about it or go looking for trouble with any idiot commenters on the YouTubez. Promise? Read more on Here Is Just A Video Of Michelle Obama Dancing, For Fun And Nice-Time!…
  that's not funny

GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)

An odd thing happened yesterday, once all the olds woke up at 5 a.m. and saw the clip of President Barack Obama slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon on their computers, instead of on the television as God and NBC intended. Democrats found it delightful and funny, and Republicans didn’t! That’s so weird, you guys! So the RNC figured it would take John McCain’s winning tactic of portraying Obama as a goldanged celebrity, and they would run with that. And so they put together an ad, in their ad-putting-together shop, juxtaposing BO’s baritone and sexy backup music by The Roots and Jimmy Fallon calling him “Preezy of the United Steezy” (COMMON JAZZ TALK!) with Mitt Romney talking about how Americans are tired and sad. Good plan you guys, let’s see how it plays! Read more on GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)…
  if that's your boyfriend he wasn't last night

Your Boyfriend Barack Obama Would Like To Talk To You Long And Slow (VIDEO)

There NOObama goes, being a CELEBRITY again (IN PEACH!!1!), this time by slow jamming the newz like a common jazz musician. Why does Obama insist on having a rich beautiful voice and being (clean and) eloquent? Why must he pander to the youth vote by promising to keep college loan interest rates low instead of cutting taxes on millionaires (again) and being so fly? Most importantly, could NOoBamA get The Roots to tour with him for all his speeches, and second most importantly, with whom should Mittens tour? The Kingston Trio maybe? Yes, the Kingston Trio. See Mitt Romney’s backing band the Kingston Trio perform their classic ode to turnstile jumping, after the jump! Read more on Your Boyfriend Barack Obama Would Like To Talk To You Long And Slow (VIDEO)…
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Michele Bachmann Somehow Unaware She Is Not Michelle Obama

At this point in the week, maybe you have stopped having panic dreams about Michelle Obama dougie-ing into your kitchen to kidnap your pecan pie. She has certainly moved on from our National Day of Obesity and Forgotten Genocide, and is now embracing the holidays to come with her fashion protégés/children and fancy dog. Our FLOTUS is so lovely, which is why many people wish they could live her life, with her beautiful children and fancy dog and absolute control over all the Wal Marts. “People” includes Michele Bachmann, who is actually very offended that she is not recognized as basically the same person as Michelle Obama. Read more on Michele Bachmann Somehow Unaware She Is Not Michelle Obama…