Tag: jimmy carter

So, what did everybody do last night? Did you make history by being some sort of lady girl Vagina-American who won Super Tuesday? Did you...

Everyone, get ready to make your surprise faces, because Ted Cruz did something assholish. WE KNOW, we didn't believe it either for a second!...

After all the campaigning and stump speeches and far fewer corndog-eating photos than we would have hoped for, the Big Day is finally here:...

Before we properly begin Ted Cruz Is A Half-Witted Lick-Knob: Episode MXVIII, let us assure you that we are not that guy. This is a safe space...

Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal is a Christian. He loves the Bible so much, he made sure cabins in state campgrounds were equipped with copies...

Best Former President Ever James Earl Carter had a nice surprise for his weekly Sunday School class at Maranatha Baptist Church in Plains, Georgia: "He...

Remember that time Al Gore mouth-raped his poor wife and gave her a tonsillectomy, with his big ol' tongue, on national television? That was...

Keeping his campaign promise "to start offending people" -- and trying to prove that he is the rightful heir to the title of Biggest A-Hole...

Hey Wonkers! We had a big week! Did YOU have a big week in your job? Just kidding, this post is not about you. Did...

Sen. Ted Cruz, displaying the warmth and basic decency that have made him a legend among near-human beings, chose the day after former President...

Our beloved former president Jimmy Carter -- if you're not from around these parts, no, we're not joking, dick -- promised to update us...

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and it is also August, which means the news is WEIRD and all the journalists who write the important stories...

Welcome back, sinners. It's time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin! We would like to take this time to remind our readers that...

Jimmy Carter has liver cancer. Jimmy Carter is 90 years old. Jimmy Carter is one of the great Americans, if you count a globetrotting...

Scott Walker is a man who knows what he believes in, even if some of it is kind of weird, like how he can...

Hurray, President Jimmy Carter, that commu-sexual Marxo-lesbian oldster who used to be president, and who is famously involved with the Southern Baptist church, even...

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