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  if your mommy is a commie then you gotta turn her in

Michelle Obama Is Turning Your Children Into Thought Police :(

Jesus, Michelle Obama, could you stop oppressing America for even one second? First there were your terrible lies about how “poor black schools are not as good for their students as rich white schools” what are obviously lies, because you can eat at a Woolworth’s lunch counter now, and also Donald Sterling. And now we get a new charge from some sort of funny humorist or satirist at Tucker Carlson’s White Hoods Internet Emporium. (We know he is a satirist because he sexplains that you are RACIST if you do not agree with Michelle Obama, but he DOES NOT MEAN IT!) That charge? That you are turning The Children into THOUGHT POLICE! Totally sounds like you, actually, Mrs. Obama. Please stop Nazi Youthing the children! Read more on Michelle Obama Is Turning Your Children Into Thought Police :(…
  what could go wrong?

Obama Hates Children, Deserves No Secret Service Protection

How is there not a single conspiracy theory about the White House petitions website? It seems pretty obvious — you have to put in your information to sign, obviously, and they say it’s going onto a fancy direct-democracy petition thing, but in fact it is going into a government database developed especially to keep track of the nation’s stupidest people with Internet connections. Take this petition Daily Caller Genius Jim Treacher is pushing, to remove the security details of both Barack Obama and Joe Biden. If you signed that petition, the government has your name! And now they know that you are absolutely not qualified to do anything requiring a frontal lobe. Read more on Obama Hates Children, Deserves No Secret Service Protection…
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Daily Caller Discovers Who Is Destroying The Earth (It Is Leonardo DiCaprio)

First of all, let’s get this out in the open: Global warming is a myth. Never mind that the polar ice caps have melted more in the last 20 years than in the last 10,000, and that every scientist except Genius Jim Inhofe says it’s true. IT’S NOT TRUE. If it were though, the cause is not lax regulation and irresponsible “pro-business” policies, no no no. The Daily Caller’s Jim Treacher, always a treat, has figured out what the problem is: Leonardo DiCaprio. Read more on Daily Caller Discovers Who Is Destroying The Earth (It Is Leonardo DiCaprio)…
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Daily Caller Writer Was Just Asking Responsible Questions About Hillary Clinton Faking It

Jim Treacher, who periodically writes incredibly stupid shit at the Daily Caller Media Foundation Trademark, is now demanding the real birth certificate for Hillary Clinton’s concussion or something, and DEMANDS RESPECT FOR HIS CRUSADE. A few weeks ago, when Hillary’s people said she wouldn’t be testifying about Benghazi because she’d fallen down and hit her head, I did exactly what our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters in the media would have done if Secretary Clinton were a Republican: I asked to see the medical report. I didn’t accuse her of faking her injury. I didn’t call it a hoax. I merely showed skepticism about the claims of a career politician who was missing her second opportunity in a row to testify about her department’s utter negligence and ineptitude in Benghazi. Now, of course, lazy hacks are accusing me of doing the very thing I went out of my way not to do. Right…in general, when you’re not accusing someone of lying, you ask them for the private medical records to prove the thing you have no reason to doubt, but don’t believe because they’re probably lying, which is not what you’re saying at all.  At all.  Especially when you quote an article that says Clinton’s concussion “looks like avoidance of responsibility to preserve her own political viability” and then you say “[i]t certainly does.”  That’s not accusing someone of engaging in a self-serving lie, it’s just accusing them of being dishonest to…serve their own purposes. Totes diff. (To be fair, Treacher has a lot of reason to hate the State Department, considering a State Department SUV hit him while he was crossing the street and caused him permanent physical damage.  But maybe you take that guy off the State Department beat, hm?) Read more on Daily Caller Writer Was Just Asking Responsible Questions About Hillary Clinton Faking It…
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Constitutional Crisis: Wingnuts Furious After Obama Calls Top Navy SEAL ‘Master Chief’ Or Something

Hope you didn’t miss this terribly important story from Fox Nation: When an interviewer with a St. Louis radio station asked the President a question about the election-season attempt to swiftboat him for sending Navy SEALs to kill Osama bin Laden, Obama replied, I’d advise that you talk to General McRaven, who’s in charge of our Special Ops. I think he has a point of view in terms of how deeply I care about what these folks do each and every day to protect our freedom. Aren’t you disgusted by the sheer contempt for America and its heroic American military traditions of America just dripping from that statement? McRaven is a Navy officer, so he is of course an Admiral, not a General! FoxNation was so upset by this error that, in taking the President to task, it was rendered incapable of using indefinite articles: Read more on Constitutional Crisis: Wingnuts Furious After Obama Calls Top Navy SEAL ‘Master Chief’ Or Something…