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Dina Matos McGreevey is still divorcing ex-New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey, because he is a Gay American and she doesn’t like that, even though she reportedly liked getting fucked by Jim’s sexy staffer Teddy Pedersen, while Jim watched and worked up the enthusiasm to fuck Dina with his own penis, after they all enjoyed sexy dinners at (really) T.G.I. Friday’s, in New Jersey. Anyway, Dina still denies the swinging TGIF stuff, and she wants Jim to give her enough money for a helicopter and three houses. MORE »

MCGREEVEY CONFIRMS T.G.I. FRIDAY’S THREESOME CLUB: Ex-New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey has confirmed that he used to have threesomes with his wife and driver, covered in fried green beans and ranch dressing and performed on the Jack Daniels Grill at T.G.I. Friday’s. Hilariously, his wife completely denies it. Aaaaand her divorce cash-in has just dropped like a mozzarella stick into steamy marinara goo. [AP/CBS News]

Former N.J. Governor Jim McGreevey cries for Larry Craig: “My gut wrenched when I read of Sen. Larry Craig’s bathroom arrest. I remembered my own late-night encounter with the law at a Garden State Parkway rest stop following a political dinner in north Jersey.” [Washington Post]

* Heard on the Hill: Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. makes every member of his staff turn in their resignation, then wait to be rehired… Rep. Mike Pence wore a flashy new suit! He’s running for Minority Leader, so a second suit can’t hurt… Isaac Hayes was on The Hill lobbying for the recording industry. Also, he’s a Scientologist. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Redskins owner/obvious bastard Dan Snyder will be attending Tom Cruise’s cult wedding… More Shelley Sekula-Gibbs, still no details on just how “mean.” [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: As a publicist has already made sure to alert us, Eva Longoria was in town. She told a few jokes at a luncheon or something… Jim McGreevey might be on Joan Rivers’ new show, the Gay View… Freshmen Senators are stuck in the basements of Dirksen and Hart, Bob Corker and Sherrod Brown forced to share copier. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: George Allen’s sister Jennifer wrote stories even dirtier than Jim Webb’s… Alan Keyes, Rep. Chip Pickering (R-Miss.) and former Rep. Bob Barr (R-Ga.). are all in Borat… Senators-elect Sherrod Brown and Amy Klobuchar are former students of Joe Lieberman at Yale… Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pa.) reports: Congress is like High School! [The Hill]

• Reliable Source: The Bushes gave Kenny Chesney special cowboy boots to commemorate his East Room performance. . . Alberto Gonzales says it’s “unclear” whether his parents entered the country illegally. . . Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) is returning $23,000 to an indicted producer. [WP]
• Under the Dome: James Gandolfini thinks Bush should “reinstate the draft, send 500,000 troops and finish it.”. . . Two members of the Grateful Dead fundraise for Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.). . . John Edwards and Jack Kemp join forces to encourage people to save for retirement. [The Hill]
• Heard on the Hill: Euan Blair is no longer a Hill intern, and one question lingers: why? [Roll Call]
• Page Six: Former NJ Gov. Jim McGreevey will be on “Oprah” in the fall. [NYP]

but it’s winning the battle of spawning irritating yet irresistible neologisms. To wit: “Brokeback Marriage.” MORE »

• Reliable Source: Jenna Bush spotted “sipping mojitos at Arlington’s Tallula restaurant with a gaggle of gal pals and occasionally slipping off to the back bar to smoke. She wore a cute retro-style blue jacket over black pants and a tank top.” [WP]
• Rush & Molloy: Jim McGreevey attends Out 100 party. . . Matthew Cooper on Time’s person of the year: “Mother Nature, she’s a bitch.” [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Clinton flack denies former president takes antidepressants. [NYDN]
• Cindy Adams: Has Dick Cheney changed? [NYP]

• Page Six: “Judy Miller does not have speaking engagements booked through 2007. She has few, if any, on the calendar at this point,” says Times flack. . . Howard Wolfson to teach the “Art of Managing the Political Process” at the New School. . . Jim McGreevey busy dating. [NYP, NYP, NYP]
• Inside the Beltway: Nancy Pelosi, Henry Waxman introduce Anti-Cronyism and Public Safety Act. [WT]

• Inside the Beltway: White House pool report comments Bush “wore a dark blue suit, looked tired and drawn.”. . . Hank Williams Jr. gives “pledge of support” to Frist. [WT]
• Inside Politics: Leahy says he would not vote for Roberts if nominee expressed positions on specific cases. . . Sharpton’s driver arrested for driving at 110 mph in Texas; Sharpton walked away. AP: “There is no word on where they went.”. . . Sheehan supporters may start releasing video packages. [WT]
• Rush & Molloy: McGreevey milks the “gay social circuit.”. . . Clintons vacation in Kauai, invite Pierce Brosnan. [NYDN]
• Page Six: Judith Miller “is having a perfectly awful time in jail,” her husband reports. [NYP]
• Names & Faces: Deck of Bush playing cards literally leans right (Rove is the ace of diamonds). [WP]