jim lehrer

DRUNK AS A VOTING SKUNK  3:46 pm October 3, 2012

Your Handy-Dandy Wonkette Debate Drinking Game

by Jesse Taylor

Hi, drunkards! Tonight, in case you didn’t know, is America’s First 2012 Presidential Debate, during which two men will stand on stage and be hectored and/or coddled by Jim Lehrer in a spectacle that matches no version of the word “debate” as the English language has come to commonly define it. Well, we here at [...]

IN THE YEAR 2000  2:42 pm September 30, 2010

‘This Is an iPhone,’ Jim Lehrer Announces

by Jack Stuef

Jim Lehrer is going to live FOREVER. Please, Internet, make an animated GIF of him shaking that iPhone.

HORRIBLE MONSTERS  12:51 pm December 3, 2008

Jim Lehrer Tells Creepy Stories About Cannibals, For Laughs

by Sara K. Smith

Who better to promote a heart-warming comedy show than a man with a funereal demeanor and the beady, coal-black eyes of a dead shark? Nobody! Please watch Make ‘Em Laugh: The Funny Business of America, lest Jim Lehrer be forced to make your faucets run with blood while he sings to you, from the sewer, [...]

THIS WEBSITE LOOKS INSANE RIGHT NOW  9:28 pm September 26, 2008

Liveblogging The Mississippi Mud Slide, Part II

by Jim Newell

Jim Lehrer, you garish little Skittle whore! What kind of jacket is THAT? Slut slut slut Jim Lehrer is a slut. Oh god this debate is boring, we realized during our last moment of clarity. Time to open the Schlitz! Huh? Who are you people anyway. (Pre-blog & Part 1).

JIM LEHRER  6:10 pm April 25, 2008

Get Well Soon, Jim Lehrer!

by Sara K. Smith

ROBERT NOVAK  6:14 pm May 11, 2007

The Funk of 40,000 Years

by Ken Layne

TOP  4:48 pm March 28, 2007

Wonkette Party Crash: ‘The Week’ Magazine Opinion Awards ’07

by Alex Pareene

PERSONALITIES  4:49 pm January 12, 2007

Wonk’d: The Goose Liver Insurgency Must Be Stopped

by Alex Pareene

MOVIES  2:38 pm December 11, 2006

To Do: Interesting for DC

by Alex Pareene

JOHN KERRY  12:00 pm March 31, 2006

Wonk’d: March Mediocrity?

by dlat

JOHN KERRY  1:36 pm August 2, 2005

Wonk’d: The Return of Wonk’d

by wonkette


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