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Breakfast With the GOP Powerbrokers

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Grover Norquist, the GOP's Truman Capote - WonketteLooking for a Friday diversion? Have some highlights from last Wednesday’s Grover Norquist breakfast meeting: MORE »


Palm Trees on the Mall! The Reflection Pool Boiling Over! Seersucker Year Round!

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

Washington has spent 15 years getting warmer, because of too many trees. Now we’ve moved from the New England/Mid-Atlantic climate zone to a full-fledged Southern one. MORE »


Crazy Man’s Pamphlets Now Available on Internet

Monday, December 11th, 2006

inhofe.jpgSenator Jim Inhofe is still, for now, the head of the Senate Environment Committee, because Irony was brutally murdered by George Allen and placed in a black family’s mailbox some years ago. Having saved the world from melting by denying the existence of global warming, Inhofe is now making his own scientific findings available for you to peruse on a Senate website. The pamplet, “Burn more oil, everything’s fine, you stupid hippie,” makes a great holiday gift, if your friends like pdf files. MORE »


Inhofe Bravely Saves World From Melting

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Ah, so hot! I should've stopped being gay! - WonketteSenator Inhofe’s increasingly lonely crusade against the existence of Global Warming continues Wednesday when the Oklahoma Republican holds a festive “Climate Change and the Media” committee hearing. MORE »


Rumors On The Internets: You Cry Babies Have No Clue and Shit for Memories

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
  • Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) has learned nothing from HBO’s Big Love. [Political Animal]

  • Lieutentant Ehren Watada refuses to go to Iraq when Stryker Brigade is deployed. Wizbang readers want him shot: “They had a better way of dealing with this sort of thing during WWII. It was called a ‘firing squad’” and then turn on each other: “You cry babies have no clue and shit for memories.” [Wizbang]
  • House Appropriations Chairman Jerry Lewis’ (R-CA) is even more screwed. Remember when Letitia White bought a house with a defense contractor who wanted funds earmarked from Lewis’ committee? And then that house turned out to be the headquarters for a Political Action Committee? Today we learn that PAC is operated by Lewis’ stepdaughter, Julie Willis-Leon. [TPM Muckraker]
  • Zakaria Amara is punk as shit: “I hate flags. I hate countries… I hate man made laws…. I hate nationalism with a passion…” Or, as the Sex Pistols put it: “Get Pissed Destroy!” [Pajamas Media]

Seasons Greetings

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

We’re Trying to Fit a “I Love My Dead, Gay Son” Joke In Here, but We Can’t Quite Manage It

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

image-inhofe.gifIf you’re not watching the Senate Gay Marriage debate, this is what you’re missing (This was illustrated, by the way, with a giant prop picture of his big-ass family): MORE »


Welcome to the OKC, Bitch

Thursday, June 1st, 2006

bricktownballpark.jpgOh, those crazy, crazy Oklahoma City nights. MORE »