Tag: jim hoft

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Stupidest People On Internet Going Postal Over Troll Who Says He Rips Up Trump Absentee Ballots

OMG proof of rampant voter fraud AND the sky is also falling!
They didn't sell a lot of records, but everyone who heard them grabbed someone by the pussy.

Case Closed: Trump Victim Actually Groped By Velvet Underground Song

The real groper is obviously Lou Reed.

Oh Sh*t, Hillary Clinton Was SOOOOO Racist In These Made-Up Wikileaks Emails That Weren’t From Her!

Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man on the Internet, is pretending he can't read "to" and "from" fields on Wikileaks emails. Because he is lying.

OMG DRUDGE SIREN Is The DNC Replacing Hillary Clinton? F*ck It Maybe Why Not

Somebody should come up with a thing called Cokie's Law. Oh wait, they already did!

Can Somebody Please Give Sean Hannity A Pacifier Or A Buttplug, For His Mouth?

How fundamentally stupid is Sean Hannity? LET'S WONKSPLORE!

What Is Hillary Clinton Dying From Today?

She is dying of all the things, and all the things are dying of her, UNFORTUNATELY.
Ew gay.

Breitbart And Stupidest Man On Internet Can’t Stop Posting Fake-Ass Trump Rally Pictures

It's weird how all Trump rallies look like Cleveland Cavaliers celebrations.

Ain’t No Dance Party Like An RNC Dance Party

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW!
Leaving the basement can be very stressful

Blogger For Stupidest Man On Internet Arrested Just For Pulling Gun On Black Lives Matter Folks

A rightwing blogger waved a loaded gun at a group of Black Lives Matter protesters last week, and was later found to be carrying enough ammo for a sustained firefight. Astonishingly, police did not shoot him dead.

Sounds Like Orlando Gay Club Shooter Was Raging Closet Case. Bet You Didn’t See That Coming!

All of a sudden it's starting to make more sense.

The Stupidest Man On The Internet’s History Of Stupid Gay Stories: A Stupid Review

Rightwing blogger Jim Hoft came out Monday as a gay homosexual, and we decided to look at the careful line he walked: Condemning Islamic crimes against gays, while neither clearly supporting nor condemning gay rights in America.

Stupidest Man On Internet Apparently Gay, Still Stupid

In which we are kind to Jim Hoft, sort of.
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Comment Of The Week: Get Ready For Your #DadPun, America!

It's time for the Comments of the Week, and can we start drinking yet?
You've seen one hijab, you've seen 'em all

London Has A New Muslim Mayor, And The Stupidest Man On The Internet Is ON IT!

The Stupides Man On the Internet, Jim Hoft, found undeniable proof of Muslim treachery. Pity it was 100% fake.

OMG BEYONCÉ, STOP LITERALLY EATING THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN!

We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an "urban terrorist" and a CIA-funded brainwasher, on top of her normal duties as the president...

DRUDGE SIRENS! Beyoncé Murdering White America For The CIA!

We knew Beyoncé was a multi-tasker but OMG. What you didn't know? Matt Drudge can tell she is an "urban terrorist": That dumbass closet case also tweeted out some scary pics of Bey: Once Alex Jones saw this, he did runny sharts in his...