jim hoft
Good News! Massive Killer Tornadoes Just The Normal Kind, Not the Global Warming Kind (Updated)
(See update at end) Blah blah blah, OF COURSE the meteorologist interviewed on MSNBC says today’s tornado that flattened Moore, Oklahoma, is the biggest tornado in the history of the planet. HE WAS ON MSNBC, DUH. We have little of consequence to add beyond GENERAL FUCKING OUTRAGE!!!1! that we have BROKEN THE FUCKING WEATHER but [...]
Wingnuts Furious: Joe Biden’s Got A Real Purty Mouth
Wingnuts are furious, because … well, we honestly have no idea actually. Joe Biden talked about the movie Deliverance, and how when he asks guys what they would have done if they had been tied to a tree and raped, they don’t say “I would go get the sheriff.” That is because they are embarrassed [...]
Conspiracy Theorists Ask Public To Take Them Seriously, Blame Family Guy For Boston Massacre
Two days after the bombings at the Boston Marathon, many of the various stupid ideas and Rumpology-divined speculations still persist within certain segments of America’s most embarrassing collection of teenaged-cousins and work acquaintances who need more productive hobbies. But while the masturbatory “guy on roof” and “Saudi National“ theories have been dismissed (or at least [...]
Stupidest Man On Internet Applies His Forensic Skillz To Boston Bombing
Jim Hoft, the stupidest man on the internet, is definitely sinking to the occasion! Yesterday, we offered him a nice bag of dicks to eat for claiming that Esquire columnist Charlie Pierce had “blamed” supporters of Patriots’ Day for the blasts (Pierce said nothing of the sort). Today, Hoft wants you to see some shocking [...]
Jim Hoft And Judicial Watch: Black Lifeguards Will Murder All The Children With Drowning
Today in your daily jesus please shut UP Jim Hoft: the Stupidest Man on the Internet links to some argleybarglyboo from Judicial Watch about Phoenix’s goal of getting some African-American and Hispanic lifeguards at public pools that are, you know, used by African-American and Hispanic kids. That goal includes training up folks who may not [...]
Missouri, We Need To Talk About Jim Hoft
It is an Easter Miracle more improbable than the original: Poop lollipop Jim Hoft has the most-read news website in the vacuum of skepticism known as Missouri. Suffice it to say your Wonkette thought Hoft was once again talking out of his ass when he bragged that his fetid outhouse on the net captured more [...]
Stupidest Man On Internet Proclaims Only Armed Guard Could Have Stopped Newtown If They Were In Exactly Right Spot And Lanza Didn’t Shoot Them First
Stupidest Man On the Internet Jim Hoft has perpetrated more blogging about the Sandy Hook massacre. As usual, he also performs multiple acts of vandalism on facts and logic. Today’s flaming bag of dogshit on the internet’s porch contains one (1) factual error and one (1) wholly specious conclusion. We shall resist the urge to [...]
Jim Hoft Finally Officially Designated As The Dumbest Man On The Internet With Reed Irvine Award
If you have never heard of the group “Accuracy in the Media” (AIM), do not feel ashamed. AIM can be easily lost in the fetid open sewer that is the conservative movement’s various political groups/tax shelters. However, once a year this organization decides to rise from above the primordial soup of right wing insanity to [...]
‘Leftists’ Say Mean Things About Saintly Pope: A Children’s Treasury Of Instant Butthurt
So, as you know, the Pope went all Brave Sir Robin today, but apparently it is very, very uncivil to make jokes about The Impressive Clergyman, or to mention that the institution he has led since 2005 has had a bit of a problem with kiddy-diddling priests. Almost as soon as the news was announced, [...]
Stupidest Man On Internet Delighted: 175 Cold-Weather Deaths In India Mean That Climate Change Is Fake
Jim Hoft, who has reclaimed his status as the stupidest man on the internet after a brief hiatus, has determined that the continued existence of winter disproves global warming. Northern India has been hit with a cold spell that has killed 175 people, which kind of sucks for them, but more importantly proves that there [...]
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