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White House Pool Report: Is the Pope Etc.

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Today’s courtesy Jim Gerstenzang of the Los Angeles Times:

Pool Report #1
Bike Ride?
Aug. 25

For approximately an hour and a half, the president apparently did whatever he does in the woods. We did not see him; we saw only circumstantial evidence that his activity involved biking. (While the pool waited on the road at Walker’s Point, someone carried a bike rack up the driveway). We were told, however, that the activity took place in the Massabesic Experimental Forest, situated, a local resident said, in Lyman and Alfred, Maine. (Emphasis added.)

And, uh, as we always say, there’s no better place for… that… than an “Experimental Forest.”

The obvious jokes are too obvious. Fill ‘em in yourselves in the comments if you need to.

Full report after the jump.

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