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Jezebel Apparently Thinks It’s HILARIOUS When Puppy Dogs Die

In which Jezebel puts Wonkette in the horrifying position of agreeing with Breitbart.

Scott Baio Spending Copious Free Time Yelling ‘Trump!’ At Poor Starbucks Baristas

Remember when Scott Baio was an asshole? No, the other time. No, the other other time. No, the other -- look, we're gonna be here all day at this rate. Point is, Scott Baio is being an asshole again,...
San Bernardino Police Chief Jarrod Burguan, i.e. the man with the information.

San Bernardino Was Terrorism And The Media Is A Mess. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Good Saturday morning, Wonkers! What a week, huh? We come back from Thanksgiving, only to be greeted by not one, but TWO grand scale mass shootings. Both religiously-motivated, it seems. Only one we're officially calling "terrorism," and we're calling...
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Chuck C. Johnson Had Busy Weekend Looking Even Stupider, If That’s Possible

Scabrous taint weasel Chuck C. Johnson was at it again this weekend. And by “at it again,” we mean falling for Internet hoaxes and old parody newspaper stories, threatening to sue people for libel, giving interviews so full of...

What Is Everyone Yelling About Today? Photoshopping Lena Dunham For Vogue Of Course!

Yesterday, Jezebel offered a $10,000 bounty to anyone who would slip them the unretouched photos from Lena Dunham's Vogue cover shoot. We immediately had to endure a spate of pieces about it ranging from the OMG Photoshop Fail variety...

In Shocking Twist No One Could Have Predicted, Daily Caller Does Not Like Book By Angry Ladies At Jezebel

We've no idea why you'd wander over to the puddle of whine privilege that is the Daily Caller to read a book review, particularly a review of a book by feminist ladies. Irony? A long history of making poor...

Sad Bro Just Wants His Meat, Shy Girls, Sperms

Oh that Jezebel, with its commenters yawling about cisgendered heteronormativity and whatnot. But it also has Lindy West! Here, for your Sunday morning, is Ms. West throwing a dude's box of garbage into the ocean, lighting the ocean...

A History Of Scott Baio, Newest Romney Donor, Not Being Racist

Some time in the distant sworls of misty time, Mitt Romney's newest backer (to the tune of 10,000 simoleons), Scott Baio, of Joanie Loves Chachi, sent out a "funny" tweeter of Michelle Obama, and he was all like...

FAME AND RICHES: Whoa hey what's this, your male associate editor woke up in the SINGLE DIGIT HOURS of morning, an all-time first, to participate in his very first "Crappy Hour" on the ladies' blog, Jezebel. The topic was,...

D.C. Madam Found Dead!