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Posts Tagged ‘jews’

IT'S GENERALLY ACCEPTED

Ambitious New York Rising Political Star Heckles Jew, Ruins Everything

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Nas' worst albumNow why’d he do this: “Political observers across New York are asking today whether Erie County Executive Chris Collins has irreparably damaged his prospects for statewide office after he compared Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver to Adolf Hitler and an Antichrist during a Saturday speech in Buffalo.” The best part is that Sheldon Silver is a Jew, and Jews are terrified of Hitler and Christians calling them Antichrists. No, wait. The best part is that Chris Collins meant this as a “joke,” when he called the Jew those awful names. No, wait. The best part is after the jump! Oh ho ho! MORE »


WACKY APOLOGIES

South Carolina Republican Creatively Apologizes For Admiring Jewish Fiscal Responsibility

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Jim DeMint, not as good as a JewThose two South Carolina county GOP chairs who got BUSTED yesterday for calling Sen. Jim DeMint a cheap Jew — as a compliment however! — have now apologized to the Internet. James Ulmer and Edwin Merwin, who wrote in response to an editorial attacking Jim DeMint for his weak procurement of federal dollars that, “There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies and the dollars taking care of themselves,” now say that they did not mean any offense by using this line of logic that Adolf Hitler once heard and went insane over. MORE »


HOW CAN THIS BACKFIRE?

Republicans Praise Jim DeMint’s Acquired Moneygrubbing Jew Skills

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Secret JewA Democratic state senator in South Carolina recently opined in The State that Sen. Jim DeMint, while rather deft in the arts of being tragically insane on a national level, does a poor job of bringing money home for his state, SOME OF WHICH MIGHT HELP. An unfair criticism? So unfair!, declared “Bamberg County GOP Chairman Edwin Merwin and Orangeburg County GOP Chairman James Ulmer” in a response. Let’s see how they made their case! “There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy…” OH GOD. MORE »


FOOD/BOOZE NEWS!

Wings For Atonement And Beer To Wash It Down

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Today through Saturday, September 26: You eat out at participating DC restaurants, and children all over the world, even those in the shittiest countries, will stop eating each other. [Great American Dine-Out] MORE »


GOOD-FAITH DEBATES

Evil, Evil Woman Yells ‘Heil Hitler’ At Jewish Guy Defending Israel’s Health Care System

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Solid gold, gold, gold! (Except for the shitty local ad in the beginning — sorry!) This insane hell-woman at a town hall in Las Vegas overhears an Israeli man praising Israel’s national health care system, and says from afar, “HEIL HITLER!” Then she calls him gay for Obama and laughs like a baby when he explains that the American health care system basically bankrupted him. Does this lady have a name? Because we’d love to engrave this incident on “her Google,” permanently. UPDATE: This RUDIMENTARY video player may or may not have been destroying the beloved Wonkette Commenting System! Just go watch it at fancypants Think Progress, where nothing dies. MORE MADNESS: Tipster LUKE writes, “The evil, evil woman in the video is wearing an Israeli Defense Forces t-shirt. What the fuck?” Everyone is lying in this wretched country! [Sigh] Enough typing for the day. [Think Progress]


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Arkansas Senate Candidate Will Cleanse America of the Un-Christian, Un-American Barack Obama (the President)

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Now we all agree with Hitlers' views, Although he killed six million Jews. It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist, At least you can't say he was a Communist!The last time an Arkansas Republican candidate for Senate made the news, it was for sneeringly referring to Senator Chuck Schumer as a dangerous Jew. But this new guy, he says “I don’t want to do a Kim Hendren,” referring to Kim Hendren, the wingnut Senate hopeful who made the Schumer-Jew remark. And that’s why this new character, Conrad Reynolds, tells the Arkansas Democrat Gazette he needs to be super careful with his answers! These days, it seems like even a harmless watermelon joke will make the headlines! MORE »


ONE OR THE OTHER

Marty Peretz Has Instinctual Knowledge Of Reasons Behind Unconfirmed Firing

Monday, June 15th, 2009

New Republic editor-in-chief Marty Peretz, known for his colorful view (complete hatred) of Arabs, read in an Israeli newspaper that Dennis Ross was being replaced as “Iran Czar” or whatever. Granted the State Department has denied this news report, and Dennis Ross never even held the position Peretz claims he did, but still, did Barack Obama do this because he’s an anti-Semite or a pussy or both? MORE »


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Wingnut Senate Candidate Calls Chuck Schumer ‘That Jew’

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Conservative base.Arkansas state Sen. Kim Hendren (Wingnut) wants to be a real-life senator in Washington, so he described Chuck Schumer to some local wingnut group as “that Jew.” But he didn’t mean anything by it! Schumer’s a Jew, after all. Just making note of the facts! “I ought not to have referred to it at all,” Hendren told the AP. “When I referred to him as Jewish, it wasn’t because I don’t like Jewish people. I shouldn’t have gotten into this Jewish business because it distracts from the issue.” Well said! [New York Daily News]


METRO SECTION

Prison’s Semite-Centric Makeover!

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Get ready, it’s Cherry Blossom time! Starting tomorrow all the out-of-towners you just had to accommodate, in January, will suddenly take an interest in visiting again. [DCist] MORE »


EMPLOYMENT NEWS

Norm Coleman Has A New Job!

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Always on the fence, har har.Norm Coleman, the humanoid Flowbee and lizard-king who represented Minnesota in the Senate, once, would like to be a senator again but the nasty courts are still legislating from the bench. So while he waits for whatever legal stuff to confirm that he is, in fact, a loser, he has taken a(nother) new, awesomer job. MORE »


AMERICA'S COLUMNIST

Bill Kristol Demands That Fellow Jews Support George W. Bush

Monday, January 19th, 2009

New York Times “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol was among the group of East Coast elite conservative pundits who supped with communist Barack Obama last week at George Will’s oxen farm in Maryland, so we were “interested” to see what he would write in today’s edition of his war column. Alas, he simply offers a perfunctory mention of the dinner before this terrifying twist: “…I’ve found myself thinking these last few days more about the man who has shouldered the burdens of office for the past eight years, George W. Bush.” Thus begins a rant about his fellow Jews and the anti-Semitic PBS host Bill Moyers, who probably loves the Holocaust. MORE »