We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
Nigel Farage has some thoughts on The Jews.
Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.
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Yes, There Are Lefty Anti-Semites. Like This Former Intercept Dick Arrested For JCC Bomb Threats, Maybe!
Some of the JCC bomb threats may have been solved, and this one, apparently, is on us.
Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday?
Well that's just sad.
Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.
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Ivanka Trump will be 35 in October.
Did you know today, April 27, is the feast day of St. Zita, Patron Saint of waiters and waitresses? We did not, but let us celebrate it together! Given that I'm Jewish, I had to go look up Catholic traditions...
It's a day, so Ted Cruz is being a dick. Monday morning, he told a gay man at a town hall in New York how much he loves religious liberty, and how it applies to EVERYBODY, including Christians, Jews, atheists, and...
OK SPOILER ALERT, we know Jesus wasn't born on Easter, first of all. But does Sarah Palin know that? Well He sure did something that day, over there in Nazareth, otherwise why did we hide the moose eggs all...
David Duke, the nice former Grand Wazoo of the KKK who Donald Trump eventually decided to disavow, abjure, and wink at seductively, is all kinds of upset by secret Muslim Barack Hussein Obama's nomination of Hebrew Silver Fox Merrick...