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By now, you may have heard the saddest news ever to come out of the big dumbocrap whatchamahoozit known as the Iowa caucuses: Mike...

Exciting news, if you're a creationist! If you'll remember, a very weird creationist man named Ken Ham, who literally believes the earth is about...

Top o' the Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! We assume you are lounged out in your Hello Kitty snuggie, ready to catch up on your...

Oh, Texas, it was super nice knowing you and letting you be one of our U.S. American states, but there's an invasion coming, and...

Running from war and carnage, leaving everything behind, and literally fleeing for your life sounds pretty awful. But America has a long tradition of...

World-class brilliant neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson is having a real hard time understanding foreign stuff. Like, he gets that, "In the United States, we...

What a time to be a Syrian, eh? Murderous clowns to the left of you, racist jokers to the right. And then there's Donald...

Former Wisconsin Sen. Russ Feingold is running to win back the seat he lost in 2010, and online rightwing rag Washington Free Beacon would...

While we have been made aware that this here is a Christian nation, it says so right in the Bible, and therefore all our...

Here's something that is not even a tiny bit funny: Ted Cruz casually and negligently mishandling a deadly weapon. You can watch the video,...

It appears that someone suggested Dr. Ben Carson ask Jeeves about the Holocaust. You know, the real Holocaust, as opposed to the Republican fan-fic...

Last week, Dr. Ben Carson -- alleged educated person, supposedly in possession of a functioning brain -- offered his innovative Hot Tips For How...

Ben Carson is apparently no longer content to tour American disaster sites, read the names off of memorials, and call all the victims pussies...

President Obama, what have you done now? Oh, you've issued a statement from Hillary's AOL home brewer fax beeper, to briefly acknowledge the holiest...

Oh look, another weekend almost come and gone. But it's still Sunday afternoon, which means we can still day drink or sleep all day...

FACT: The Supreme Court only has authority to issue decisions conservatives like. Creating a brand-new-out-of-thin-air law that one can simply say the magic words...

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