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Posts Tagged ‘jett travolta’

DAILY BRIEFING

Duh: Most People Are Not Really Concerned Enough About Swine Flu To Actually Go Get A Flu Shot

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
  • Obama is demanding that the companies that received the most bailout money pay their highest-earning employees 10% of what they normally do. [New York Times]
  • Oh here’s something new: everyone is worried about getting sick but is too lazy and/or too terrified to actually get a flu shot. [Washington Post]
  • The weird Jett Travolta/Bahamas were not really so fun that one time/extortion case has been declared a mistrial. [CNN]
  • Terrorists fired mortars at an airport in Somalia in hopes of killing the country’s president as he boarded a plane. They killed 20 people, but none of them were the president. [AP]
  • Larry Summers has a good feeling about the the strength of the economy in general and the value of the dollar specifically. [Reuters]
  • AT&T is really pulling out all the stops trying to keep this net neutrality thing from happening. [The Hill]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Bleed For Obama, In A Non-Metaphoric Sense

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
  • Andrew Sullivan will not rest until he is personally able to perform an autopsy of Jett Travolta, which will conclusively prove that Trig Palin is the lovechild of Martin Amis and Sherry Johnston. [Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan etc.]
  • Vampiric monster Barack Obama would like to drink the blood of America’s white Christian children now please. His gay logo will shed crimson emo tears until everyone complies. [Ben Smith]
  • Joe and Jill Biden couldn’t get into a sold-out showing of the Benjamin Button film, and everyone else was too thrilled about a three hour, no-violence love story based on a mediocre Fitzgerald story to even notice. [Daily Kos]
  • If you were turned away from a fancy change.gov job, there are several other jobs available in America right now, at the FBI! [HuffPost]
  • PA Governor Ed Rendell probably did a lot of the same corrupt things with the same corrupt people as failed Dauphin of Mexico, Bill Richardson. [TPMMuckraker]