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Posts Tagged ‘jets vs. sharks’

INTERNECINE WARFARE

Rush Limbaugh Has Balls Of Steele

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Lapdog of the Right.A ha ha ha, we had to do a Google search to make sure nobody had put that crack in a headline yet. So anyway yes, Michael Steele spoke ill of Rush Limbaugh on late-night television, and then Rush Limbaugh said mean things about Michael Steele on the radio, and then Steele had to apologize because Rush Limbaugh makes a gazillion dollars a year putting cigars in his face and pontificating on the radio whereas Michael Steele is just some loser from Maryland. MORE »


JETS VS. SHARKS

Rush Limbaugh And Michael Steele Officially At WAR

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Gladiatorial combat, plzFor the past couple of months, Democrats have successfully promoted the notion that Rush Limbaugh, a flatulent sea donkey with a popular radio show for losers, was in fact the “real” head of the Republican party. This assertion has the advantage of being at least sort of true; Limbaugh’s show gets some frighteningly insane number of listeners, and he’s powerful enough that actual Republican politicians who cross him end up publicly castrated before live audiences of bloodthirsty Limbaugh fans. MORE »