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Tag: jesus these people

Tennessee Church Harshes Nice Time, Shuns Mom For Holding Gay Daughter’s Hand

Wouldn't you know it -- a Tennessee church has gone and thrown a big steaming pile of Godnastiness all over our nice-time story from a couple weeks back. As you may recall, the Chattanooga suburb of Collegedale became the...

Brazilian Preacher Arrested After Offering Followers ‘Holy Milk’ From His Peen (He Meant Sperms) (Updated: Yeah, It’s A Hoax)

(Update: Almost definitely a hoax; details at end of post) We don't know that we can add much to the basics of this one, if it turns out to be true (and let's note right away that the story...

New Children’s Book Explains Why Heather’s Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

OK, so much for that "nice time" crap. Here's a happy little children's book to "sensitively" explain to children, "with love and compassion," why God gets really, really worked up about whose genitals are allowed to touch, and why...

Texas Pastor Tried To Make Teen Girl Strip, But Probably Just Wanted To Share Bible Lessons

A Texas pastor has been arrested on charges of “attempted sexual performance of a child” after trying to coerce an underaged girl to take off her clothes and show him some "eye candy." Jeffrey Dale Williams, a senior pastor...

Texas Schools Implement Carefully Crafted Law By Teaching Bible As 100% Fact

So, back in 2007, the Texas legislature passed a law mandating that all public schools in the state include instruction on "the Hebrew Scriptures" and the New Testament and their impact on literature and history. Don't worry, supporters...

Irish Hospital Lets Woman Die Because Her Life Wasn’t ‘Endangered’ Enough For Abortion

We were worried that you, the Wonkette Reader, might not have quite enough rage coursing through you today, and so here is the story, via Dan Savage at The Stranger, of Savita Halappanavar, a 31-year-old woman who died in...