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St. Barack Obama is sick of you redneck losers saying he’s a Secret Muslim because you got an email from your unemployed brother-in-law in Idaho — you know, the same Coors-sodden loser who forwards you the stuff about how Bill Clinton did 9/11 and NASA faked the moon landing because they are all FREEMASONS. Really, Obama has had it with you white trash and your halfwit notions. MORE »

There are nice emails, dumb emails, spam emails, helpful emails, and even more spam emails. But only a very small tiny little fraction of Wonkette’s bulging mailbag qualifies for our coveted “Email of the Day” prize. Today’s winner is “J L”, who sends the following concerned note regarding the apparent casual use of the name “Christ” on this very website! Prepare to be shocked. MORE »

Apparently the Huffington Post bloggers saw a totally different Barack Obama speech last night — you know, one that wasn’t just some rich good-looking lawyer repeating the empty word “hope” like Rudy saying “9/11.” Here’s a sampling of the inspirational, pompous nonsense that is our substitute for actual insight in this goddamned country: MORE »